bathmatepleasure.com website review

• Google's speed test didn't respond

  Google's speed test didn't respond for this site, so speed and Core Web Vitals are not measured here. Your full playbook measures them.

Not measured in this review.

• Page weight: 5.9 MB

  5.9 MB

  Your homepage downloads 5.9 MB on a phone, 169 KiB of it images (3%). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

• About 1.7 g of CO₂ per visit

  1.67 g

  By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 1.67 g of CO₂e: 199.9 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

• Scrollable region must have keyboard access (2 elements)

  Scrollable region must have keyboard access: 2 elements on the page fail this check, rated serious by axe-core.

  Elements (2)

• 1 image without alt text

  1 image has no alt text, which hurts accessibility and image search.

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• 13 links without text

  13 visible links have no text or label, so screen readers cannot say where they go.

• Headings skip levels

  Headings skip levels (h2 → h4), which makes the page harder to scan with a screen reader.

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• 10 H1 headlines

  There are 10 <h1> headlines (“Bathmate Pleasure”, “Welcome to Bathmate Pleasure” and “How To Clean Your Sex Toys So You Can Use Them Sa…”). One clear main headline is easier for people and search engines.

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• Meta description is long (180 characters)

  Your meta description is 180 characters; Google truncates after about 160, so the end of your pitch is cut.

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• Structured data has 3 problems

  Structured data found (NewsArticle) but with 3 problems, for example “NewsArticle: mainEntityOfPage is not an absolute URL ("https://bathmatepleasure.com/blogs/the-pleasure-zone/how-to-clean-your-s…”.

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• 50 internal links, 11 external

  The homepage links to 50 pages on bathmatepleasure.com and 11 external pages.

• No Organization structured data

  There is no Organization (or LocalBusiness) JSON-LD, so search engines and AI assistants have no machine-readable facts about who runs the site: its name, logo, profiles and contact details.

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• Some text only appears after JavaScript runs

  46%

  The HTML your server sends has 369 of the 808 words a browser shows. AI crawlers don't run JavaScript, so they miss the rest.

• 2 linked pages are broken

  Your homepage links to https://bathmatepleasure.com/products/vibe-bullet and https://bathmatepleasure.com/products/anal-training-plugs, which answer with an error. Visitors hit a dead end and search engines drop them.

  Elements (2)

• 1 page without a title

  https://bathmatepleasure.com/customer_authentication/redirect has no <title>, so Google invents the link text in results.

  Elements (1)

• 1 linked page hidden from search

  https://bathmatepleasure.com/customer_authentication/redirect is marked noindex but linked from your homepage. If it is meant to be found, remove the noindex.

  Elements (1)

• 5 pages without a meta description

  https://bathmatepleasure.com/collections/all, https://bathmatepleasure.com/collections/vibe, https://bathmatepleasure.com/collections/essentials, https://bathmatepleasure.com/customer_authentication/redirect and https://bathmatepleasure.com/collections/cock-rings have no meta description, so Google writes the search snippet from whatever text it finds.

  Elements (5)

• 1 page without an H1

  https://bathmatepleasure.com/customer_authentication/redirect has no <h1> headline, so visitors and search engines get no clear main topic.

• 4 pages with very little text

  https://bathmatepleasure.com/collections/all, https://bathmatepleasure.com/collections/vibe, https://bathmatepleasure.com/collections/essentials and https://bathmatepleasure.com/collections/cock-rings have under 150 words in the HTML. Thin pages rarely rank; if the text loads with JavaScript, crawlers that don't run it see even less.

• 15 internal pages checked

  We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 21 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

• 3 small tap targets

  3 of 15 tappable elements near the top of the page are smaller than 24 px, hard to hit with a thumb.

• 6 JavaScript errors while loading

  6 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Failed to load resource: net::ERR_FAILED”.

• No call to action on the first screen

  On a phone, there is no call to action on the first screen: visitors have to scroll to find out what to do next.

• Thin social proof

  Social proof on the homepage: 1 trust badge. Pairing it with named testimonials or customer logos makes it far more convincing.

• No direct contact details

  No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

• No risk reducer

  No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

• About 808 words of copy

  The homepage carries about 808 words of visible text.

• 9 trackers load before any consent

  9

  Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Hotjar and Klaviyo and 4 mores (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

• 47 cookies set on arrival

  47

  Opening the homepage sets 47 cookies, 8 of them by other companies (measured from a US location before any click).

• No consent tool detected

  No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

• 68 other companies contacted

  Loading the homepage contacts 68 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.