jointheogc.com website review

About 539 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 2.9 s faster on a phone.

4 images could be 495 KiB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen. Google estimates it would make the page about 2.7 s faster on a phone.

4 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (218 KiB).

7 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 1.2 s.

About 137 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 900 ms faster on a phone.

Your mobile performance score is 61. Pages that score under 90 lose visitors before the first paint.

3 third-party services load with your homepage (Squarespace, sqspcdn.com and squarespace-cdn.com), adding 2.0 MB and 585 ms of main-thread time.

Squarespace costs a phone 563 ms of main-thread work and 1.2 MB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

Polyfills for old browsers add 97 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need. Google estimates it would make the page about 300 ms faster on a phone.

squarespace-cdn.com costs a phone 0 ms of main-thread work and 754 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

4 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 193 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

Your largest element takes 12.9 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image.

The page becomes fully interactive after 12.9 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Visually, the page fills in at 6.7 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-24, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 1.0 s to 1.1 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

The first text or image appears after 2.7 s on a phone. Good is under 1.8 s.

Scripts block taps and scrolling for 227 ms in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

1 image have no width and height attributes, so the layout jumps as each one loads.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-24, real Chrome visitors' tap response (inp) went from 58 ms to 55 ms at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Chrome's UX Report (opens in a new tab) has too little real-visitor traffic for this site, so the figures here are lab measurements from Google's test phone on a throttled 4G connection.

Your homepage downloads 2.0 MB in 55 requests on a phone: scripts 1.1 MB (36), images 652 KiB (4) and stylesheets 165 KiB (9). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 0.57 g of CO₂e: 68.5 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

Headings skip levels (h1 → h3), which makes the page harder to scan with a screen reader.

Your title is only 18 characters: “The Old Girls Club”. Between 30 and 65 characters leaves room to say what you do and for whom.

Structured data found (LocalBusiness and WebSite) but with 2 problems, for example “WebSite: image is not an absolute URL ("//images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6733c28bcf8ea14a981…”.

The homepage links to 23 pages on jointheogc.com and 0 external pages.

Your Organization JSON-LD is missing name, url, logo, sameAs (social profiles), description and contact details. These are the facts AI assistants use to describe a business and to tell it apart from others with a similar name.

There is no https://www.jointheogc.com/llms.txt, a short Markdown guide to your key pages for AI tools (llmstxt.org). It is optional and few AI tools read it yet, so treat it as a cheap extra.

https://www.jointheogc.com/partner-with-us, https://www.jointheogc.com/merch, https://www.jointheogc.com/contact, https://www.jointheogc.com/privacy and https://www.jointheogc.com/terms have no meta description, so Google writes the search snippet from whatever text it finds.

https://www.jointheogc.com/membership, https://www.jointheogc.com/partner-with-us, https://www.jointheogc.com/merch, https://www.jointheogc.com/privacy and https://www.jointheogc.com/terms have no <h1> headline, so visitors and search engines get no clear main topic.

https://www.jointheogc.com/membership, https://www.jointheogc.com/partner-with-us, https://www.jointheogc.com/merch and https://www.jointheogc.com/contact have under 150 words in the HTML. Thin pages rarely rank; if the text loads with JavaScript, crawlers that don't run it see even less.

We fetched 6 pages linked from your homepage and read each the way a search engine does.

4 of 9 tappable elements near the top of the page are smaller than 24 px, hard to hit with a thumb.

2 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Access to XMLHttpRequest at 'https://static1.squarespace.com/static/versioned-site-css/6733c28bcf8ea14a981abf71/72/5c5a…”.

On a phone, there is no call to action on the first screen: visitors have to scroll to find out what to do next.

No testimonials, customer logos, ratings or customer counts on the homepage: nothing tells a new visitor that others already trust you.

A local customer looking to call finds no phone number on the homepage. Add one, ideally as a tap-to-call link.

No analytics or tag manager detected in the HTML, so you can't measure whether any of these fixes work.

No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

The homepage has only about 30 words of visible text; thin pages give Google and first-time buyers little to go on.

The homepage shows no opening hours. If customers visit or call, show when.

There is no form on the homepage, so every lead has to click through to another page first.

There is no link to Google or Apple Maps. A directions link is one tap for a phone visitor.

No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

Opening the homepage sets 3 cookies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 5 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.