modemischiefstudios.com website review

13 images could be 1.6 MB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen. Google estimates it would make the page about 1.3 s faster on a phone.

10 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 1.2 s.

A phone's processor spends 6.2 s on main-thread work while loading, 3.1 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

The page has 4,027 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

8 third-party services load with your homepage (ContentSquare, Google Tag Manager and Shopify and others), adding 7.2 MB and 1.9 s of main-thread time.

About 1.2 MB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 300 ms faster on a phone.

Your mobile performance score is 51. Pages that score under 90 lose visitors before the first paint.

Shopify costs a phone 269 ms of main-thread work and 4.7 MB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

54 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (662 KiB).

Google Tag Manager costs a phone 482 ms of main-thread work and 1,002 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

ContentSquare costs a phone 520 ms of main-thread work and 170 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

About 78 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 300 ms faster on a phone.

70 KiB could be saved by minifying JavaScript.

Klaviyo costs a phone 171 ms of main-thread work and 515 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

17 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 242 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

Polyfills for old browsers add 69 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need.

9 KiB could be saved by minifying CSS.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

Real Chrome users on phones do not pass Google's Core Web Vitals on this page (28-day field data from the Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab)). Google uses this in ranking.

The page becomes fully interactive after 39.7 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Visually, the page fills in at 12.9 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

Your largest element takes 7.5 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-31, real Chrome visitors' tap response (inp) went from 145 ms to 230 ms at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-31, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 1.7 s to 2.0 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Real visitors see the first content after 2.0 s (75th percentile). Good is under 1.8 s.

Real visitors wait 1.0 s for your server to start answering (75th percentile). Good is under 800 ms.

Scripts block taps and scrolling for 454 ms in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

The first text or image appears after 2.0 s on a phone. Good is under 1.8 s.

6 images have no width and height attributes, so the layout jumps as each one loads.

Your homepage downloads 19.0 MB in 438 requests on a phone: media 7.9 MB (1), images 6.3 MB (67) and scripts 3.3 MB (173). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

Photo_9-10-2026_2_54_06_pm_5.jpg weighs 555 KiB. On a phone connection a single image that size takes seconds.

16 images are downloaded at several times the size a phone draws them, for example Photo_9-10-2026_2_54_06_pm_5.jpg at 1,200 px wide, shown at 390 px. Resized copies would save about 703 KiB.

Photo_9-10-2026_2_54_06_pm_8.jpg is on the first screen but marked loading="lazy", so the browser waits before fetching it and the page looks finished later. Load it eagerly (and give it fetchpriority="high" if it is the main image).

2 images (890 KiB) are JPEG, PNG or GIF. The same pictures as WebP or AVIF are usually much smaller at the same quality, and every current browser shows them.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 5.39 g of CO₂e: 646.5 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

1 button has no accessible name, so screen readers announce just “button”.

13 text elements don't have enough contrast against the background to read easily, especially outdoors on a phone.

1 image has no alt text, which hurts accessibility and image search.

All page content should be contained by landmarks: 8 elements on the page fail this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

Landmarks should have a unique role or role/label/title (i.e. accessible name) combination: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

13 visible links have no text or label, so screen readers cannot say where they go.

ARIA role should be appropriate for the element: 2 elements on the page fail this check, rated minor by axe-core.

Headings skip levels (h2 → h5 and h2 → h4), which makes the page harder to scan with a screen reader.

Elements with visible text labels do not have matching accessible names. (2 elements).

Structured data found (Organization and WebSite) but with 1 problem, for example “Organization: sameAs is an empty list”.

1 link use generic text like “click here” or “learn more”, which tells Google nothing about the page behind it.

Your <h1> is empty.

The homepage links to 93 pages on modemischiefstudios.com and 4 external pages.

Your Organization JSON-LD is missing sameAs (social profiles), description and contact details. These are the facts AI assistants use to describe a business and to tell it apart from others with a similar name.

/blogs/mmag, /pages/club-mode-wishlist and /collections/jackets have no meta description, so Google writes the search snippet from whatever text it finds.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 55 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

143 of 163 tappable elements near the top of the page are smaller than 24 px, hard to hit with a thumb.

The page uses 1 deprecated browser API that will stop working in future browsers (“Unload event listeners are deprecated and will be removed.”).

1 third-party cookie is set on load; browsers are restricting these, so whatever relies on them breaks.

6 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Identifier 'rawTranslations' has already been declared”.

Requests the geolocation permission on page load.

Chrome logged issues while loading the page (“Cookie”).

HSTS is set, but max-age is 91 days; one year is the recommended minimum.

1 link go through two or more redirects, for example https://modemischiefstudios.com/customer_authentication/redirect?locale=en&region_country=AU.

No Referrer-Policy header, so full URLs can leak to the sites you link to.

No Permissions-Policy header to switch off camera, microphone and location for embedded content.

X-XSS-Protection is set to “1; mode=block”; the header is deprecated and can introduce bugs. Use 0 or remove it.

There is no /.well-known/security.txt telling researchers how to report a security problem to you.

modemischiefstudios.com has no CAA record, so any certificate authority may issue a certificate for it. A CAA record naming your provider (for example letsencrypt.org) closes that door.

modemischiefstudios.com's DNS answers are not signed. DNSSEC stops attackers forging them to send visitors or email elsewhere; most registrars switch it on in a click, though most sites still run without it.

No testimonials, customer logos, ratings or customer counts on the homepage: nothing tells a new visitor that others already trust you.

No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

The homepage has only about 229 words of visible text; thin pages give Google and first-time buyers little to go on.

No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

DMARC is set to p=none, so mail pretending to be modemischiefstudios.com is still delivered. Add a report address, check the reports, then move to quarantine.

We found no DKIM key on the selectors the big email providers use. If you send through one of them, turning on DKIM signing improves delivery.

Email authentication: SPF record 25 points, plus 15 when it ends in -all (10 for ~all); DMARC record 25, plus 25 for a reject policy (15 for quarantine); a DKIM key on a common selector 10.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Klaviyo and Meta Pixel and 1 more (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 38 cookies, 2 of them by other companies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 47 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.