sextoy.com website review

About 269 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 750 ms faster on a phone.

Your mobile performance score is 76. Pages that score under 90 lose visitors before the first paint.

6 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 750 ms.

2 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 570 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

A phone's processor spends 2.6 s on main-thread work while loading, 1.6 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

The page has 1,917 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

5 third-party services load with your homepage (Clarity, Attentive and Shopify and others), adding 318 KiB and 161 ms of main-thread time.

6 images could be 129 KiB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen.

About 119 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page.

9 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (78 KiB).

8 KiB could be saved by minifying JavaScript.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

Real Chrome users on phones do not pass Google's Core Web Vitals on this page (28-day field data from the Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab)). Google uses this in ranking.

Visually, the page fills in at 6.3 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

The page becomes fully interactive after 7.9 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

The first text or image appears after 3.2 s on a phone. Good is under 1.8 s.

Real visitors wait 953 ms for your server to start answering (75th percentile). Good is under 800 ms.

Your largest element takes 3.2 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the text “Spice it up with a Mystery Item.”. Most of its time is element render delay (2.4 s).

Scripts block taps and scrolling for 276 ms in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-31, real Chrome visitors' tap response (inp) went from 131 ms to 144 ms at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-31, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 1.3 s to 1.4 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Your homepage downloads 2.0 MB in 156 requests on a phone: other files 754 KiB (69), scripts 501 KiB (43) and fonts 321 KiB (5). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

1 image is downloaded at several times the size a phone draws it, for example sextoy-logo-theme-palette.webp at 1,200 px wide, shown at 150 px. Resized copies would save about 88 KiB.

1 image (103 KiB) is JPEG, PNG or GIF. The same pictures as WebP or AVIF are usually much smaller at the same quality, and every current browser shows them.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 0.57 g of CO₂e: 68.3 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

24 text elements don't have enough contrast against the background to read easily, especially outdoors on a phone.

Elements must only use permitted ARIA attributes: 4 elements on the page fail this check, rated serious by axe-core.

ARIA progressbar nodes must have an accessible name: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated serious by axe-core.

All page content should be contained by landmarks: 4 elements on the page fail this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

The viewport tag blocks pinch-zoom, which low-vision visitors rely on.

Headings should not be empty: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated minor by axe-core.

Headings skip levels (h3 → h5), which makes the page harder to scan with a screen reader.

The homepage links to 342 pages on sextoy.com and 9 external pages.

There is no https://www.sextoy.com/llms.txt, a short Markdown guide to your key pages for AI tools (llmstxt.org). It is optional and few AI tools read it yet, so treat it as a cheap extra.

https://www.sextoy.com/customer_authentication/redirect has no <title>, so Google invents the link text in results.

https://www.sextoy.com/customer_authentication/redirect is marked noindex but linked from your homepage. If it is meant to be found, remove the noindex.

https://www.sextoy.com/customer_authentication/redirect, https://www.sextoy.com/collections/sale-items and https://www.sextoy.com/blogs/tips-and-advice have no meta description, so Google writes the search snippet from whatever text it finds.

https://www.sextoy.com/customer_authentication/redirect has no <h1> headline, so visitors and search engines get no clear main topic.

https://www.sextoy.com/collections/sale-items, https://www.sextoy.com/collections/vibrators and https://www.sextoy.com/collections/discreet-bullet-vibrators took over 3 s to send their HTML from our server.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 122 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

1 error was logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Failed to load resource: net::ERR_TUNNEL_CONNECTION_FAILED”.

Social proof on the homepage: 58 testimonial or review blocks. Pairing it with named testimonials or customer logos makes it far more convincing.

No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

The homepage carries about 1,580 words of visible text.

The page uses urgency cues (a countdown or limited-time wording).

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Microsoft Clarity and X (Twitter) Ads (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 26 cookies, 2 of them by other companies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 23 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.