terd.uk website review

Your mobile performance score is 51. Pages that score under 90 lose visitors before the first paint.

8 third-party services load with your homepage (terd.de, Hotjar and Crazy Egg and others), adding 516 KiB and 770 ms of main-thread time.

15 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (255 KiB).

1 file blocks the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining it could save about 750 ms.

terd.de costs a phone 319 ms of main-thread work and 135 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

A phone's processor spends 2.4 s on main-thread work while loading, 1.4 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

About 142 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 150 ms faster on a phone.

6 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 194 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

Polyfills for old browsers add 35 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need. Google estimates it would make the page about 150 ms faster on a phone.

Web fonts hide text while they load. Setting font-display: swap shows text immediately (about 50 ms).

11 KiB could be saved by minifying JavaScript.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

The layout shifts by 1.015 while loading, so content jumps under the reader's thumb. Good is under 0.1.

The page becomes fully interactive after 8.5 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Your largest element takes 4.4 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the text “Your voucher in 5 seconds. Ergebnisse für”.

Scripts block taps and scrolling for 364 ms in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

Visually, the page fills in at 3.5 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

8 images have no width and height attributes, so the layout jumps as each one loads.

Chrome's UX Report (opens in a new tab) has too little real-visitor traffic for this site, so the figures here are lab measurements from Google's test phone on a throttled 4G connection.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 0.51 g of CO₂e: 61.4 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

6 text elements don't have enough contrast against the background to read easily, especially outdoors on a phone.

1 tap target is too small or too close together to hit reliably with a finger.

All page content should be contained by landmarks: 5 elements on the page fail this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

Landmarks should have a unique role or role/label/title (i.e. accessible name) combination: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

6 form fields have no label, so screen readers announce an empty box and autofill guesses.

3 visible links have no text or label, so screen readers cannot say where they go.

Alternative text of images should not be repeated as text: 5 elements on the page fail this check, rated minor by axe-core.

Headings skip levels (h1 → h4), which makes the page harder to scan with a screen reader.

No meta description, so Google writes its own snippet from whatever text it finds.

Your title is only 7 characters: “Terd-UK”. Between 30 and 65 characters leaves room to say what you do and for whom.

No structured data (JSON-LD), so Google can't show rich results such as your logo, ratings or FAQs.

There are 2 <h1> headlines (“<div class="logo__image-wrapper"> <img src="//ter…” and “Your voucher in 5 seconds.”). One clear main headline is easier for people and search engines.

The homepage links to 25 pages on terd.uk and 7 external pages.

There is no Organization (or LocalBusiness) JSON-LD, so search engines and AI assistants have no machine-readable facts about who runs the site: its name, logo, profiles and contact details.

Your homepage links to https://terd.uk/collections/all, https://terd.uk/collections/frontpage, https://terd.uk/collections/handyguthaben-online-aufladen, https://terd.uk/collections/e-plus-guthaben-kaufen, https://terd.uk/collections/vodafone-prepaid-aufladen and https://terd.uk/collections/lycamobile-guthaben-aufladen and 2 others, which answer with an error. Visitors hit a dead end and search engines drop them.

https://terd.uk/customer_authentication/redirect has no <title>, so Google invents the link text in results.

https://terd.uk/customer_authentication/redirect is marked noindex but linked from your homepage. If it is meant to be found, remove the noindex.

https://terd.uk/customer_authentication/redirect and https://terd.uk/pages/contact have no meta description, so Google writes the search snippet from whatever text it finds.

https://terd.uk/customer_authentication/redirect has no <h1> headline, so visitors and search engines get no clear main topic.

https://terd.uk/pages/contact has under 150 words in the HTML. Thin pages rarely rank; if the text loads with JavaScript, crawlers that don't run it see even less.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage and read each the way a search engine does.

The page uses 1 deprecated browser API that will stop working in future browsers (“Unload event listeners are deprecated and will be removed.”).

1 error was logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Failed to load resource: net::ERR_TUNNEL_CONNECTION_FAILED”.

On a phone, there is no call to action on the first screen: visitors have to scroll to find out what to do next.

Social proof on the homepage: 8 trust badges. Pairing it with named testimonials or customer logos makes it far more convincing.

No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

The homepage has only about 129 words of visible text; thin pages give Google and first-time buyers little to go on.

No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Hotjar (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 10 cookies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 19 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.