thebigasscalendar.com website review

A phone's processor spends 11.0 s on main-thread work while loading, 5.8 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

Your mobile performance score is 31. Under 50 is Google's “poor” band: many phone visitors leave before the page is usable.

8 third-party services load with your homepage (rebuyengine.com, Klaviyo and Google CDN and others), adding 1.1 MB and 1.7 s of main-thread time.

13 images could be 808 KiB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen. Google estimates it would make the page about 850 ms faster on a phone.

About 479 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 440 ms faster on a phone.

12 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (208 KiB).

rebuyengine.com costs a phone 344 ms of main-thread work and 299 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

Klaviyo costs a phone 332 ms of main-thread work and 320 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

20 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 362 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

Google CDN costs a phone 257 ms of main-thread work and 193 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

The page has 2,475 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

Polyfills for old browsers add 45 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need. Google estimates it would make the page about 150 ms faster on a phone.

4 KiB could be saved by minifying JavaScript.

About 48 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

3 KiB could be saved by minifying CSS.

Your largest element takes 9.7 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image.

Visually, the page fills in at 11.0 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

Scripts block taps and scrolling for 1.9 s in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

The page becomes fully interactive after 14.7 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

The first text or image appears after 3.6 s on a phone. Good is under 1.8 s.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-11-07, real Chrome visitors' tap response (inp) went from 121 ms to 188 ms at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Your homepage downloads 3.4 MB in 191 requests on a phone: scripts 1.4 MB (93), images 1.1 MB (29) and other files 624 KiB (50). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

3 images (116 KiB) are JPEG, PNG or GIF. The same pictures as WebP or AVIF are usually much smaller at the same quality, and every current browser shows them.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 0.97 g of CO₂e: 116.6 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

45 images have no alt text, which hurts accessibility and image search.

Landmarks should have a unique role or role/label/title (i.e. accessible name) combination: 2 elements on the page fail this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

Banner landmark should not be contained in another landmark: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

Document should not have more than one banner landmark: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

All page content should be contained by landmarks: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

Headings skip levels (h1 → h4, h2 → h4 and h2 → h4), which makes the page harder to scan with a screen reader.

Your title is 87 characters, so Google will cut it off around 60: “The Big Ass Calendar Company | Calendars, Planners, and More – The Big A## Calendar Co.”.

Your meta description is 243 characters; Google truncates after about 160, so the end of your pitch is cut.

The homepage links to 49 pages on thebigasscalendar.com and 1 external page.

https://thebigasscalendar.com/collections/stickers and https://thebigasscalendar.com/collections/accessories use the same meta description. A description written for each page earns more clicks.

https://thebigasscalendar.com/collections/2027-calendars, https://thebigasscalendar.com/collections/stickers, https://thebigasscalendar.com/collections/big-a-stationery, https://thebigasscalendar.com/collections/shop-all-planners, https://thebigasscalendar.com/collections/accessories and https://thebigasscalendar.com/collections/the-big-a-2026-calendars-planners and 2 others have no <h1> headline, so visitors and search engines get no clear main topic.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 22 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

10 images failed to load on a phone, for example https://thebigasscalendar.com/.

6 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Failed to load resource: net::ERR_EMPTY_RESPONSE”.

Chrome logged issues while loading the page (“Cookie”).

Social proof on the homepage: a star rating. Pairing it with named testimonials or customer logos makes it far more convincing.

No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

The homepage carries about 452 words of visible text.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Klaviyo and LinkedIn Insight and 5 mores (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 36 cookies, 2 of them by other companies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 51 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.