thecloudies.com website review

About 1.0 MB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 4.1 s faster on a phone.

27 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (506 KiB).

8 third-party services load with your homepage (Google Tag Manager, loox.io and Shopify and others), adding 1.7 MB and 1.1 s of main-thread time.

Your mobile performance score is 51. Pages that score under 90 lose visitors before the first paint.

6 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 750 ms.

Google Tag Manager costs a phone 442 ms of main-thread work and 645 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

A phone's processor spends 4.0 s on main-thread work while loading, 2.2 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

Polyfills for old browsers add 69 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need. Google estimates it would make the page about 300 ms faster on a phone.

Shopify costs a phone 133 ms of main-thread work and 483 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

4 images could be 81 KiB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen. Google estimates it would make the page about 150 ms faster on a phone.

12 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 157 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

Web fonts hide text while they load. Setting font-display: swap shows text immediately (about 50 ms).

About 39 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page.

8 KiB could be saved by minifying CSS.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Your largest element takes 18.0 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image.

The page becomes fully interactive after 18.0 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Visually, the page fills in at 8.9 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

The first text or image appears after 3.3 s on a phone. Good is under 1.8 s.

Scripts block taps and scrolling for 402 ms in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

1 image have no width and height attributes, so the layout jumps as each one loads.

Your homepage downloads 4.0 MB in 369 requests on a phone: scripts 2.3 MB (112), other files 1.3 MB (225) and images 162 KiB (13). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 1.13 g of CO₂e: 135.0 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

All page content should be contained by landmarks: 3 elements on the page fail this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

Your meta description is 293 characters; Google truncates after about 160, so the end of your pitch is cut.

Your <h1> is empty.

The homepage links to 52 pages on thecloudies.com and 11 external pages.

There is no Organization (or LocalBusiness) JSON-LD, so search engines and AI assistants have no machine-readable facts about who runs the site: its name, logo, profiles and contact details.

There is no https://thecloudies.com/llms.txt, a short Markdown guide to your key pages for AI tools (llmstxt.org). It is optional and few AI tools read it yet, so treat it as a cheap extra.

https://thecloudies.com/collections/bogo, https://thecloudies.com/collections/shop-cloudies, https://thecloudies.com/apps/wonderment/tracking, https://thecloudies.com/policies/shipping-policy and https://thecloudies.com/pages/faq have no meta description, so Google writes the search snippet from whatever text it finds.

Your homepage links to 1 page by a URL that isn't its canonical one, for example https://thecloudies.com/apps/wonderment/tracking, whose canonical is https://thecloudies.com/pages/tracking. Linking straight to the canonical URL saves crawlers a detour and keeps ranking signals on one address.

https://thecloudies.com/collections/bogo, https://thecloudies.com/collections/shop-cloudies, https://thecloudies.com/apps/wonderment/tracking, https://thecloudies.com/pages/faq, https://thecloudies.com/pages/contact and https://thecloudies.com/pages/about-us have no <h1> headline, so visitors and search engines get no clear main topic.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 23 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

3 images failed to load on a phone, for example https://bat.bing.com/action/0?ti=343039275&tm=shpfy_ui&Ver=2&mid=7299aabc-736c-43a6-89a5-fc6170e26263&bo=1&sid=af074640de0011f1a08003fa5fbea08b&vid=af077fa0de0011f1943dcf86ab113170&vids=1&msclkid=N&pi.

5 of 19 tappable elements near the top of the page are smaller than 24 px, hard to hit with a thumb.

The page uses 1 deprecated browser API that will stop working in future browsers (“Unload event listeners are deprecated and will be removed.”).

1 third-party cookie is set on load; browsers are restricting these, so whatever relies on them breaks.

6 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Shopify's Google Analytics stub called with: [array Array] See https://help.shopify.com/manual/promoting-marketing/pixe…”.

Chrome logged issues while loading the page (“Cookie”).

Social proof on the homepage: “Over 145.726+ Happy Customers”. Pairing it with named testimonials or customer logos makes it far more convincing.

No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

The homepage carries about 320 words of visible text.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Klaviyo and Meta Pixel and 7 mores (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 33 cookies, 3 of them by other companies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 56 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.