thetabschocolate.com website review

About 741 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 3.2 s faster on a phone.

Your mobile performance score is 29. Under 50 is Google's “poor” band: many phone visitors leave before the page is usable.

A phone's processor spends 4.2 s on main-thread work while loading, 2.2 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

8 third-party services load with your homepage (rebuyengine.com, Hotjar and Klaviyo and others), adding 2.1 MB and 984 ms of main-thread time.

11 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (218 KiB).

23 images could be 518 KiB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen.

10 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 300 ms.

rebuyengine.com costs a phone 205 ms of main-thread work and 582 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

The page has 2,257 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

Klaviyo costs a phone 148 ms of main-thread work and 321 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

Shopify costs a phone 91 ms of main-thread work and 575 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

Polyfills for old browsers add 61 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need. Google estimates it would make the page about 200 ms faster on a phone.

12 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 171 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

Web fonts hide text while they load. Setting font-display: swap shows text immediately (about 50 ms).

About 27 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

Your largest element takes 18.7 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image.

The page becomes fully interactive after 21.2 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Visually, the page fills in at 11.2 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

The layout shifts by 0.564 while loading, so content jumps under the reader's thumb. Good is under 0.1.

The first text or image appears after 4.1 s on a phone. Good is under 1.8 s.

44 images have no width and height attributes, so the layout jumps as each one loads.

Scripts block taps and scrolling for 315 ms in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-11-07, real Chrome visitors' tap response (inp) went from 179 ms to 174 ms at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-11-07, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 2.5 s to 2.3 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Your homepage downloads 23.4 MB in 349 requests on a phone: media 19.0 MB (4), scripts 1.8 MB (104) and other files 978 KiB (163). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

vdm.jpg is on the first screen but marked loading="lazy", so the browser waits before fetching it and the page looks finished later. Load it eagerly (and give it fetchpriority="high" if it is the main image).

5 images further down the page (171 KiB) download before anyone scrolls to them. Adding loading="lazy" lets the first screen load first.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 6.63 g of CO₂e: 796.0 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

1 text element doesn't have enough contrast against the background to read easily, especially outdoors on a phone.

8 images have no alt text, which hurts accessibility and image search.

All page content should be contained by landmarks: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

There are 2 <h1> headlines (“You deserve more” and “You deserve more”). One clear main headline is easier for people and search engines.

Your meta description is 171 characters; Google truncates after about 160, so the end of your pitch is cut.

The homepage links to 93 pages on thetabschocolate.com and 7 external pages.

Your Organization JSON-LD is missing logo, sameAs (social profiles) and contact details. These are the facts AI assistants use to describe a business and to tell it apart from others with a similar name.

https://tabs.co/products/play-sex-chocolate and https://tabs.co/products/sex-chocolate all use the title “Sex Chocolate: Aphrodisiac Chocolate for Couples | Tabs”. Search engines can't tell which page to show for a search, so each competes with the others.

https://tabs.co/products/play-sex-chocolate and https://tabs.co/products/sex-chocolate use the same meta description. A description written for each page earns more clicks.

Your homepage links to 1 page by a URL that isn't its canonical one, for example https://tabs.co/products/play-sex-chocolate, whose canonical is https://tabs.co/products/sex-chocolate. Linking straight to the canonical URL saves crawlers a detour and keeps ranking signals on one address.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 26 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

The page uses 1 deprecated browser API that will stop working in future browsers (“Unload event listeners are deprecated and will be removed.”).

3 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Uncaught SyntaxError: Identifier 'currency' has already been declared”.

Requests the notification permission on page load.

On a phone, there is no call to action on the first screen: visitors have to scroll to find out what to do next.

Your homepage shows a street address but no LocalBusiness JSON-LD, so Google and AI assistants have to guess your address, hours and phone from the page text.

A local customer looking to call finds no phone number on the homepage. Add one, ideally as a tap-to-call link.

The homepage shows no opening hours. If customers visit or call, show when.

There is no link to Google or Apple Maps. A directions link is one tap for a phone visitor.

The homepage carries about 1,108 words of visible text.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Hotjar and Klaviyo and 3 mores (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 34 cookies, 1 of them by other companies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 43 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.