three-jerks.com website review

The page goes through 1 redirect before it starts loading, costing about 2.6 s. Link and advertise the final URL directly.

17 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 1.6 s.

8 third-party services load with your homepage (Google Tag Manager, ShareThis and tabarn.app and others), adding 1.1 MB and 892 ms of main-thread time.

Your mobile performance score is 66. Pages that score under 90 lose visitors before the first paint.

30 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (350 KiB).

About 756 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page.

Google Tag Manager costs a phone 442 ms of main-thread work and 521 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

A phone's processor spends 2.1 s on main-thread work while loading, 996 ms of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

About 28 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 280 ms faster on a phone.

8 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 211 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

30 KiB could be saved by minifying JavaScript.

Polyfills for old browsers add 19 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need.

2 images could be 11 KiB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

The page becomes fully interactive after 21.3 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Visually, the page fills in at 8.7 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

The first text or image appears after 4.1 s on a phone. Good is under 1.8 s.

Your largest element takes 4.1 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the text “Thanks for trusting us jerks over the years. We appreciate …”. Most of its time is element render delay (2.3 s).

Scripts block taps and scrolling for 230 ms in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

Chrome's UX Report (opens in a new tab) has too little real-visitor traffic for this site, so the figures here are lab measurements from Google's test phone on a throttled 4G connection.

Your homepage downloads 3.4 MB in 322 requests on a phone: scripts 1.5 MB (98), other files 890 KiB (161) and images 844 KiB (35). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 0.96 g of CO₂e: 114.9 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

<html> element must have a lang attribute: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated serious by axe-core.

25 images have no alt text, which hurts accessibility and image search.

The <html> element has no lang attribute, so screen readers may read the page in the wrong voice and accent.

Your title is only 17 characters: “Three Jerks Jerky”. Between 30 and 65 characters leaves room to say what you do and for whom.

No structured data (JSON-LD), so Google can't show rich results such as your logo, ratings or FAQs.

Your <h1> is empty.

The homepage links to 31 pages on three-jerks.com and 16 external pages.

There is no Organization (or LocalBusiness) JSON-LD, so search engines and AI assistants have no machine-readable facts about who runs the site: its name, logo, profiles and contact details.

There is no https://www.threejerksjerky.com/llms.txt, a short Markdown guide to your key pages for AI tools (llmstxt.org). It is optional and few AI tools read it yet, so treat it as a cheap extra.

Your homepage links to https://www.threejerksjerky.com/pages/about-us, https://www.threejerksjerky.com/pages/contact and https://www.threejerksjerky.com/products/memphis-bbq-filet-mignon-beef-jerky, which answer with an error. Visitors hit a dead end and search engines drop them.

We fetched 12 pages linked from your homepage and read each the way a search engine does.

3 third-party cookies are set on load; browsers are restricting these, so whatever relies on them breaks.

6 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Refused to apply style from 'https://www.threejerksjerky.com/cdn/shop/t/68/assets/klaviyo.css?v=33824' because its MIME…”.

Chrome logged issues while loading the page (“Mixed content”).

On a phone, there is no call to action on the first screen: visitors have to scroll to find out what to do next.

No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

The homepage has only about 20 words of visible text; thin pages give Google and first-time buyers little to go on.

There is no form on the homepage, so every lead has to click through to another page first.

No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Hotjar and Klaviyo and 1 more (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 20 cookies, 1 of them by other companies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 33 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.