thrsty.com website review

Not measured in this review.

• Fails Core Web Vitals for real visitors

  Real Chrome users on phones do not pass Google's Core Web Vitals on your site (28-day field data from the Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab)). Google uses this in ranking.

• Real-user LCP: 5.3 s

  5.3 s

  Real visitors wait 5.3 s for the largest content to appear (75th percentile). Good is under 2.5 s.

• Largest content (LCP) got 50% slower for real visitors

  +50%

  Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-11-07, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 3.4 s to 5.3 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

• Real-user TTFB: 921 ms

  921 ms

  Real visitors wait 921 ms for your server to start answering (75th percentile). Good is under 800 ms.

• Tap response (INP) held steady for real visitors

  +7%

  Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-11-07, real Chrome visitors' tap response (inp) went from 138 ms to 147 ms at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

• 4 images far larger than shown

  576 KiB

  4 images are downloaded at several times the size a phone draws them, for example 1FREEBOTTLEINFOGRAPHICV2_PNG_2x_955bede2-c2c0-4a39-ad23-f915 at 1,346 px wide, shown at 56 px. Resized copies would save about 576 KiB.

  Elements (4)

• Page weight: 2.0 MB

  2.0 MB

  Your homepage downloads 2.0 MB on a phone, 1.2 MB of it images (61%). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

• 10 images below the first screen load straight away

  10 images further down the page (761 KiB) download before anyone scrolls to them. Adding loading="lazy" lets the first screen load first.

  Elements (5)

• 1 image in older formats

  1 image (333 KiB) is JPEG, PNG or GIF. The same pictures as WebP or AVIF are usually much smaller at the same quality, and every current browser shows them.

  Elements (1)

• About 0.6 g of CO₂ per visit

  0.58 g

  By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 0.58 g of CO₂e: 69.3 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

• 18 text elements with low contrast

  18 text elements don't have enough contrast against the background to read easily, especially outdoors on a phone.

  Elements (3)

• All page content should be contained by landmarks (1 element)

  All page content should be contained by landmarks: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

  Elements (1)

• 8 links without text

  8 visible links have no text or label, so screen readers cannot say where they go.

  Elements (1)

• 1 form field without a label

  1 form field has no label, so screen readers announce an empty box and autofill guesses.

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• Headings skip levels

  Headings skip levels (h2 → h4, h2 → h4 and h2 → h4), which makes the page harder to scan with a screen reader.

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• Title is short (29 characters)

  Your title is only 29 characters: “THRSTY - HYDRATION, INCOMING.”. Between 30 and 65 characters leaves room to say what you do and for whom.

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• 2 H1 headlines

  There are 2 <h1> headlines (“” and “FEELING THRSTY?”). One clear main headline is easier for people and search engines.

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• Meta description is long (274 characters)

  Your meta description is 274 characters; Google truncates after about 160, so the end of your pitch is cut.

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• 25 internal links, 11 external

  The homepage links to 25 pages on thrsty.com and 11 external pages.

• No llms.txt

  There is no https://thrsty.com/llms.txt, a short Markdown guide to your key pages for AI tools (llmstxt.org). It is optional and few AI tools read it yet, so treat it as a cheap extra.

• 1 page without a meta description

  https://thrsty.com/collections/all has no meta description, so Google writes the search snippet from whatever text it finds.

  Elements (1)

• 1 page without an H1

  https://thrsty.com/pages/contact has no <h1> headline, so visitors and search engines get no clear main topic.

• 9 internal pages checked

  We fetched 9 pages linked from your homepage and read each the way a search engine does.

• 1 JavaScript error while loading

  1 error was logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'split') https://thrsty.com/:1971:39”.

• Thin social proof

  Social proof on the homepage: 64 testimonial or review blocks. Pairing it with named testimonials or customer logos makes it far more convincing.

• No direct contact details

  No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

• About 1,601 words of copy

  The homepage carries about 1,601 words of visible text.

• 5 trackers load before any consent

  5

  Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Microsoft Clarity and TikTok Pixel (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

• 18 cookies set on arrival

  18

  Opening the homepage sets 18 cookies, 1 of them by other companies (measured from a US location before any click).

• No consent tool detected

  No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

• 24 other companies contacted

  Loading the homepage contacts 24 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.