txhumor.com website review

4 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 450 ms.

1 image could be 37 KiB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen. Google estimates it would make the page about 300 ms faster on a phone.

A phone's processor spends 3.3 s on main-thread work while loading, 730 ms of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

Shopify costs a phone 183 ms of main-thread work and 721 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

The page has 1,910 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

5 third-party services load with your homepage (Shopify, Google CDN and shop.app and others), adding 942 KiB and 249 ms of main-thread time.

1 long task block the main thread while loading, the longest for 68 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

11 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (47 KiB).

About 33 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page.

About 18 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

The page becomes fully interactive after 6.5 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Your largest element takes 3.0 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image.

Chrome's UX Report (opens in a new tab) has too little real-visitor traffic for this site, so the figures here are lab measurements from Google's test phone on a throttled 4G connection.

Your homepage downloads 2.5 MB in 475 requests on a phone: other files 1.0 MB (194), scripts 700 KiB (170) and images 318 KiB (51). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 0.72 g of CO₂e: 86.3 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

1 tap target is too small or too close together to hit reliably with a finger.

All page content should be contained by landmarks: 3 elements on the page fail this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

9 visible links have no text or label, so screen readers cannot say where they go.

No Open Graph image, so links shared on LinkedIn, Slack or Facebook show no preview picture.

No favicon is declared in the HTML, so browser tabs and Google's mobile results may show a generic icon.

Your <h1> is empty.

The homepage links to 103 pages on txhumor.com and 10 external pages.

https://txhumor.com/collections/best-sellers/products/the-cowboys-are-not-good-at-football-t-shirt and https://txhumor.com/products/the-cowboys-are-not-good-at-football-t-shirt all use the title “Cowboys Are Not Good at Football Tee | Texas Humor”, and 1 other title repeat too. Search engines can't tell which page to show for a search, so each competes with the others.

https://txhumor.com/collections/best-sellers/products/the-cowboys-are-not-good-at-football-t-shirt and https://txhumor.com/products/the-cowboys-are-not-good-at-football-t-shirt use the same meta description. A description written for each page earns more clicks.

Your homepage links to 3 pages by a URL that isn't their canonical one, for example https://txhumor.com/collections/best-sellers/products/introverted-but-willing-to-smoke-meats-t-shirt, whose canonical is https://txhumor.com/products/introverted-but-willing-to-smoke-meats-t-shirt. Linking straight to the canonical URL saves crawlers a detour and keeps ranking signals on one address.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 39 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

17 of 42 tappable elements near the top of the page are smaller than 24 px, hard to hit with a thumb.

2 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Failed to load resource: net::ERR_FAILED”.

On a phone, there is no call to action on the first screen: visitors have to scroll to find out what to do next.

Social proof on the homepage: a star rating. Pairing it with named testimonials or customer logos makes it far more convincing.

No analytics or tag manager detected in the HTML, so you can't measure whether any of these fixes work.

No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

The homepage carries about 354 words of visible text.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager and Meta Pixel (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 9 cookies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 15 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.