weirdofmouth.com website review

7 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (359 KiB).

About 338 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 1.8 s faster on a phone.

The page has 4,717 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

Your mobile performance score is 63. Pages that score under 90 lose visitors before the first paint.

bandsintown.com costs a phone 123 ms of main-thread work and 445 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

5 third-party services load with your homepage (Google Tag Manager, bandsintown.com and Shopify and others), adding 807 KiB and 314 ms of main-thread time.

9 images could be 164 KiB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen.

Polyfills for old browsers add 6 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need. Google estimates it would make the page about 150 ms faster on a phone.

4 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 125 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Your largest element takes 9.9 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image “BIG MAN Tee - White/Blue”.

The page becomes fully interactive after 10.1 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Visually, the page fills in at 6.6 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

The first text or image appears after 3.1 s on a phone. Good is under 1.8 s.

Chrome's UX Report (opens in a new tab) has too little real-visitor traffic for this site, so the figures here are lab measurements from Google's test phone on a throttled 4G connection.

Your homepage downloads 2.1 MB in 158 requests on a phone: scripts 916 KiB (46), other files 574 KiB (44) and images 564 KiB (42). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 0.61 g of CO₂e: 73.1 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

45 text elements don't have enough contrast against the background to read easily, especially outdoors on a phone.

Heading levels should only increase by one: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

1 visible link has no text or label, so screen readers cannot say where it goes.

No meta description, so Google writes its own snippet from whatever text it finds.

Your title is only 12 characters: “weirdofmouth”. Between 30 and 65 characters leaves room to say what you do and for whom.

No Open Graph image, so links shared on LinkedIn, Slack or Facebook show no preview picture.

No favicon is declared in the HTML, so browser tabs and Google's mobile results may show a generic icon.

Your <h1> is empty.

The homepage links to 59 pages on weirdofmouth.com and 1 external page.

https://www.weirdofmouth.com/customer_authentication/redirect has no <title>, so Google invents the link text in results.

https://www.weirdofmouth.com/customer_authentication/redirect is marked noindex but linked from your homepage. If it is meant to be found, remove the noindex.

https://www.weirdofmouth.com/customer_authentication/redirect has no meta description, so Google writes the search snippet from whatever text it finds.

https://www.weirdofmouth.com/products/icarus-tee-teal, https://www.weirdofmouth.com/products/icarus-tee-biege, https://www.weirdofmouth.com/products/icarus-tee-grey and https://www.weirdofmouth.com/products/icarus-tee-white use the same meta description. A description written for each page earns more clicks.

https://www.weirdofmouth.com/customer_authentication/redirect has no <h1> headline, so visitors and search engines get no clear main topic.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 30 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

12 of 22 tappable elements near the top of the page are smaller than 24 px, hard to hit with a thumb.

1 error was logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Failed to load resource: the server responded with a status of 404 ()”.

On a phone, there is no call to action on the first screen: visitors have to scroll to find out what to do next.

We found no call-to-action buttons or links (such as “Book a demo” or “Get a quote”) anywhere on the homepage.

No testimonials, customer logos, ratings or customer counts on the homepage: nothing tells a new visitor that others already trust you.

No analytics or tag manager detected in the HTML, so you can't measure whether any of these fixes work.

No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

The homepage carries about 258 words of visible text.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Tag Manager and Meta Pixel (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 9 cookies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 12 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.