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biggerthankiss.com website review
Visit site (opens in a new tab)Reviewed 10 November 202630 issues · 75 checks
This review found 30 issues worth fixing on biggerthankiss.com, 12 of them high impact, across 75 checks. The most urgent: reduce unused JavaScript. Your full playbook turns these into prioritised fixes alongside reviews, competitors and channels.
- Homepage
- Phone render
- Links and pages
- Google PageSpeed
Google PageSpeed Insights (opens in a new tab), mobile
Site score
79C- #49,558 of 109,350 reviewed websitesbeats 49%
- #32,677 of 61,859 online storesbeats 41%
- #31,350 of 56,401 Shopify storesbeats 38%
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| Date | Real-visitor load time (LCP) |
|---|---|
| Aug 1, 2026 | 828 ms |
| Sep 26, 2026 | 842 ms |
| Oct 3, 2026 | 821 ms |
| Oct 10, 2026 | 772 ms |
Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab): real Chrome visitors over rolling 28-day periods.
One score from every part of this review. How it works
How it loaded on a phone
0.4 s
0.8 s
1.1 s
1.5 s
1.9 s
2.3 s
2.6 s
3.0 s
Speed
Reduce unused JavaScript
1.6 s · 319 KiBAbout 319 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 1.6 s faster on a phone.
Improve image delivery
600 ms · 1.5 MB22 images could be 1.5 MB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen. Google estimates it would make the page about 600 ms faster on a phone.
Mobile performance score: 52
52/100Your mobile performance score is 52. Pages that score under 90 lose visitors before the first paint.
Use efficient cache lifetimes
600 ms · 161 KiB8 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (161 KiB).
6 third-party services on the page
6 third-party services load with your homepage (Google Tag Manager, bandsintown.com and Shopify and others), adding 2.6 MB and 224 ms of main-thread time.
Unpkg adds 3 ms
3 msUnpkg costs a phone 3 ms of main-thread work and 1.8 MB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.
1,846 HTML elements
The page has 1,846 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.
Shopify adds 16 ms
16 msShopify costs a phone 16 ms of main-thread work and 485 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.
Reduce unused CSS
150 ms · 18 KiBAbout 18 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 150 ms faster on a phone.
Render-blocking requests
150 ms1 file blocks the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining it could save about 150 ms.
3 long tasks on the main thread
3 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 115 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.
Chained critical requests
Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.
2 checks passed
Main-thread work: 1.1 s
A phone's processor spends 1.1 s on main-thread work while loading, 387 ms of it running JavaScript. That is comfortably low.
Server response: 6 ms
6 msYour server sent the HTML in 6 ms, well inside Google's 600 ms guideline.
Core Web Vitals
Largest Contentful Paint: 25.0 s
25.0 sYour largest element takes 25.0 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image “A white baseball with red stitching features Teenage Bottle…”.
Time to Interactive: 25.7 s
25.7 sThe page becomes fully interactive after 25.7 s. Good is under 3.8 s.
Speed Index: 8.0 s
8.0 sVisually, the page fills in at 8.0 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.
Cumulative Layout Shift: 0.264
0.264The layout shifts by 0.264 while loading, so content jumps under the reader's thumb. Good is under 0.1.
27 images without width and height
27 images have no width and height attributes, so the layout jumps as each one loads.
First Contentful Paint: 2.1 s
2.1 sThe first text or image appears after 2.1 s on a phone. Good is under 1.8 s.
Largest content (LCP) held steady for real visitors
-5%Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-11-07, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 0.8 s to 0.8 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).
5 checks passed
Passes Core Web Vitals for real visitors
Real Chrome users on phones pass Google's Core Web Vitals on this page (28-day field data from the Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab)).
Real-user LCP: 1.4 s
1.4 sReal visitors wait 1.4 s for the largest content to appear (75th percentile). Good is under 2.5 s.
Real-user CLS: 0.00
0.00For real visitors the layout shifts by 0.00 (75th percentile). Good is under 0.1.
Real-user FCP: 1.0 s
1.0 sReal visitors see the first content after 1.0 s (75th percentile). Good is under 1.8 s.
Total Blocking Time: 35 ms
35 msScripts block the page for only 35 ms while loading. Good is under 200 ms.
Images and page weight
Page weight: 6.1 MB in 141 requests
6.1 MBYour homepage downloads 6.1 MB in 141 requests on a phone: images 3.1 MB (35), scripts 2.4 MB (37) and other files 629 KiB (61). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.
12 images far larger than shown
1.2 MB12 images are downloaded at several times the size a phone draws them, for example 014cd7a3cfb84cd6be4faebf22b5e553_1500x1500.jpg at 1,500 px wide, shown at 346 px. Resized copies would save about 1.2 MB.
16 images below the first screen load straight away
16 images further down the page (1.6 MB) download before anyone scrolls to them. Adding loading="lazy" lets the first screen load first.
About 1.7 g of CO₂ per visit
1.74 gBy the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 1.74 g of CO₂e: 209.1 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.
1 checks passed
Images use modern formats
Every sizeable image is WebP, AVIF or SVG.
Accessibility
<dt> and <dd> elements must be contained by a <dl> (50 elements)
<dt> and <dd> elements must be contained by a <dl>: 50 elements on the page fail this check, rated serious by axe-core.
<dl> elements must only directly contain properly-ordered <dt> and <dd> groups, <script>, <template> or <div> elements (24 elements)
<dl> elements must only directly contain properly-ordered <dt> and <dd> groups, <script>, <template> or <div> elements: 24 elements on the page fail this check, rated serious by axe-core.
9 text elements with low contrast
9 text elements don't have enough contrast against the background to read easily, especially outdoors on a phone.
1 form field without a label
1 form field has no label, so screen readers announce an empty box and autofill guesses.
Headings skip levels
Headings skip levels (h3 → h5), which makes the page harder to scan with a screen reader.
2 checks passed
Every image has alt text
All 41 images in the HTML carry an alt attribute.
47 automated accessibility rules passed
axe-core 4.13.0, the open-source engine behind most accessibility testing tools, ran 50 WCAG 2.2 A/AA and best-practice rules on the phone render: 47 passed and 3 failed. 2 mores need a person to judge. Automated rules catch about a third of accessibility problems; the rest need manual testing.
SEO
2 H1 headlines
There are 2 <h1> headlines (“<img src="//biggerthankiss.com/cdn/shop/files/Log…” and “TOUR”). One clear main headline is easier for people and search engines.
49 internal links, 9 external
The homepage links to 49 pages on biggerthankiss.com and 9 external pages.
7 checks passed
Meta description: 86 characters
Your meta description is 86 characters: “Teenage Bottlerocket Official Merchandise. Shop T-Shirts, Hoodies, Accessories & MORE!”.
Title: 32 characters
Your title is a healthy 32 characters: “Teenage Bottlerocket Merchandise”.
Canonical URL set
The canonical URL is https://biggerthankiss.com/.
Structured data in place
Structured data found: Organization, Product and WebSite.
Open Graph tags complete
Open Graph tags are complete, so shared links show a title, description and image.
robots.txt in place
robots.txt is in place and points crawlers to your sitemap.
XML sitemap found
Your XML sitemap is reachable at https://biggerthankiss.com/sitemap.xml.
AI search readiness
4 checks passed
AI answer engines may read the site
Your robots.txt lets the crawlers behind ChatGPT search, Claude and Perplexity read the site and cite it in answers.
Organization data: 4 of 6 facts
Your Organization JSON-LD gives name, url, logo and sameAs (social profiles); description and contact details would complete it.
Text is in the HTML
Your server sends the page's text in the HTML (684 words), so crawlers that don't run JavaScript still read it.
llms.txt published
The site publishes https://biggerthankiss.com/llms.txt (6 KiB, 8 links), a plain-text guide to the site for AI tools.
Other pages
8 pages without a meta description
https://biggerthankiss.com/collections/teenage-bottlerocket, https://biggerthankiss.com/collections/vintage-tees, https://biggerthankiss.com/collections/t-shirts, https://biggerthankiss.com/collections/hoodies, https://biggerthankiss.com/collections/accessories and https://biggerthankiss.com/collections/clearance and 2 others have no meta description, so Google writes the search snippet from whatever text it finds.
3 pages share a meta description
https://biggerthankiss.com/collections/vintage-tees/products/tnbrjackms-ts, https://biggerthankiss.com/collections/vintage-tees/products/tnbrologbl-ts and https://biggerthankiss.com/collections/vintage-tees/products/tnbrsodmsa-ts use the same meta description. A description written for each page earns more clicks.
7 links to non-canonical URLs
Your homepage links to 7 pages by a URL that isn't their canonical one, for example https://biggerthankiss.com/collections/2025-hoiday/products/tnbrrtrebr-bn, whose canonical is https://biggerthankiss.com/products/tnbrrtrebr-bn. Linking straight to the canonical URL saves crawlers a detour and keeps ranking signals on one address.
15 internal pages checked
We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 34 found) and read each the way a search engine does.
5 checks passed
Linked pages load
14 pages of 15 loaded without an error (the rest turned automated requests away).
Titles are unique
Every page we checked has its own title.
Every page has an H1
Each page we checked has a main headline.
No linked page is hidden from search
None of the pages we checked carries a noindex tag.
Every page has a title
All 14 pages that loaded have a <title>.
Best practices
3 checks passed
No console errors
No JavaScript errors were logged while the page loaded on a phone.
Tap targets are thumb-sized
17 of 18 tappable elements near the top are at least 24 px.
Mobile viewport set
The page declares a mobile viewport.
Content and conversion
No call to action on the first screen
On a phone, there is no call to action on the first screen: visitors have to scroll to find out what to do next.
No social proof
No testimonials, customer logos, ratings or customer counts on the homepage: nothing tells a new visitor that others already trust you.
No analytics detected
No analytics or tag manager detected in the HTML, so you can't measure whether any of these fixes work.
No direct contact details
No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.
No risk reducer
No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.
About 697 words of copy
The homepage carries about 697 words of visible text.
2 checks passed
4 calls to action
The homepage has 4 calls to action, for example “Shop All”, “Contact” and “Subscribe”.
3 short forms
3 short forms (2 fields at most) are right on the homepage.
Privacy and tracking
3 trackers load before any consent
3Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics and Google Tag Manager (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.
8 cookies set on arrival
8Opening the homepage sets 8 cookies (measured from a US location before any click).
No consent tool detected
No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.
11 other companies contacted
Loading the homepage contacts 11 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.
Security, domain, email and software versions
The security, domain and email checks, software and plugin versions, and any app with a known security problem are visible only to people at biggerthankiss.com, because details like these could help someone attack a site. Every review keeps them private, whatever they found.
Apps on your store
Your storefront loads 1 app. It is code from another company running for your shoppers.
Apps your storefront loads
railway.app
Apps found in the homepage's code. Apps that only run in checkout or the admin aren't seen, and a headless storefront shows none. App data from programmable.info
Upkeep, stack and company
Stack
- E-commerce
- Shopify
- Hosting
- Shopify
Upkeep, stack, hiring and company data from programmable.info
Go beyond the website
What your $25 Growth Playbook adds
This review found 30 issues on biggerthankiss.com, including 14 speed issues, 1 SEO issue and 4 conversion gaps. That is the website alone. The full Growth Playbook pairs these findings with what your customers say in public reviews and communities and what your closest competitors do better, then turns everything into at least 20 prioritised ideas, each with the evidence behind it, a step-by-step playbook, a metric and an owner.
- 28 research agents read your site, reviews, competitors, communities and public filings
- Customer review mining (G2, Capterra, Trustpilot and more) and voice-of-pain analysis in your buyers’ own words
- Competitor intelligence with battlecards for your closest rivals
- Ideal customer profile, buyer segments and buying-stage funnel
- Ranked channels, outreach sequences and content angles
- Live Reddit threads where buyers ask for what you sell, with draft replies
- Earned media and PR openings
- At least 20 ideas with evidence, a step-by-step playbook, metric, owner, effort and impact, grouped into this week, this quarter, big bets and wildcards, plus a 30/60/90-day roadmap
- PDF, Markdown, CSV, Notion and Linear exports, and a shareable page your team can track progress on
- Refresh the playbook later to see what changed
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