evilgreed.net website review

38 images could be 2.6 MB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen. Google estimates it would make the page about 3.3 s faster on a phone.

Your mobile performance score is 39. Under 50 is Google's “poor” band: many phone visitors leave before the page is usable.

The page has 7,052 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

A phone's processor spends 4.8 s on main-thread work while loading, 1.9 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

About 462 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 750 ms faster on a phone.

8 third-party services load with your homepage (Shopify, TikTok and Facebook and others), adding 1.1 MB and 799 ms of main-thread time.

88 KiB could be saved by minifying JavaScript.

11 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (317 KiB).

3 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 450 ms.

12 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 345 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

Shopify costs a phone 162 ms of main-thread work and 547 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

Polyfills for old browsers add 21 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

4 KiB could be saved by minifying CSS.

Real Chrome users on phones do not pass Google's Core Web Vitals on this page (28-day field data from the Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab)). Google uses this in ranking.

Your largest element takes 17.0 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image.

The page becomes fully interactive after 19.3 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

The layout shifts by 0.301 while loading, so content jumps under the reader's thumb. Good is under 0.1.

Scripts block taps and scrolling for 691 ms in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

Real visitors wait 231 ms for the page to respond to a tap (75th percentile). Good is under 200 ms.

Visually, the page fills in at 4.9 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-11-07, real Chrome visitors' tap response (inp) went from 137 ms to 149 ms at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-11-07, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 1.9 s to 1.8 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Your homepage downloads 5.8 MB in 260 requests on a phone: images 3.2 MB (47), scripts 1.5 MB (88) and other files 762 KiB (107). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

2 images (197 KiB) are JPEG, PNG or GIF. The same pictures as WebP or AVIF are usually much smaller at the same quality, and every current browser shows them.

1 image further down the page (41 KiB) download before anyone scrolls to it. Adding loading="lazy" lets the first screen load first.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 1.65 g of CO₂e: 197.6 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

2 buttons have no accessible name, so screen readers announce just “button”.

5 tap targets are too small or too close together to hit reliably with a finger.

ARIA dialog and alertdialog nodes should have an accessible name: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated serious by axe-core.

15 visible links have no text or label, so screen readers cannot say where they go.

Headings should not be empty: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated minor by axe-core.

5 links use generic text like “click here” or “learn more”, which tells Google nothing about the page behind them.

The homepage links to 613 pages on evilgreed.net and 9 external pages.

https://evilgreed.com/collections/music/12%22-VINYL and https://evilgreed.com/collections/music/10%22-VINYL all use the title “All Music Items At Evil Greed | Home Of Heavy”. Search engines can't tell which page to show for a search, so each competes with the others.

https://evilgreed.com/collections/new-merch, https://evilgreed.com/collections/longsleeves, https://evilgreed.com/collections/sweatshirts, https://evilgreed.com/collections/music-pre-order, https://evilgreed.com/collections/soundtrack and https://evilgreed.com/collections/evil-greed-essentials and 1 other use the same meta description. A description written for each page earns more clicks.

Your homepage links to 2 pages by a URL that isn't their canonical one, for example https://evilgreed.com/collections/music/12%22-VINYL, whose canonical is https://evilgreed.com/collections/music/12%22-vinyl. Linking straight to the canonical URL saves crawlers a detour and keeps ranking signals on one address.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 199 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

Large scripts ship without source maps.

Your homepage shows a street address but no LocalBusiness JSON-LD, so Google and AI assistants have to guess your address, hours and phone from the page text.

A local customer looking to call finds no phone number on the homepage. Add one, ideally as a tap-to-call link.

No analytics or tag manager detected in the HTML, so you can't measure whether any of these fixes work.

No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

The homepage shows no opening hours. If customers visit or call, show when.

There is no link to Google or Apple Maps. A directions link is one tap for a phone visitor.

No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

The homepage carries about 1,311 words of visible text.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Meta Pixel and TikTok Pixel (measured from a US location before any click). A consent tool (Cookiebot) is installed; check it blocks these until visitors agree where the law requires it.

Opening the homepage sets 21 cookies (measured from a US location before any click).

Loading the homepage contacts 23 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.