fivecbd.com website review

35 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (1.9 MB).

About 1.7 MB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 3.1 s faster on a phone.

A phone's processor spends 12.7 s on main-thread work while loading, 7.2 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

9 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 1.1 s.

Your mobile performance score is 38. Under 50 is Google's “poor” band: many phone visitors leave before the page is usable.

The page has 6,422 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

8 third-party services load with your homepage (alia-prod.com, Shopify and Klaviyo and others), adding 2.6 MB and 2.8 s of main-thread time.

alia-prod.com costs a phone 695 ms of main-thread work and 347 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

9 images could be 660 KiB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen.

Shopify costs a phone 572 ms of main-thread work and 516 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

Klaviyo costs a phone 540 ms of main-thread work and 363 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

About 76 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 300 ms faster on a phone.

20 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 365 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

minmaxify.com costs a phone 314 ms of main-thread work and 10 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

revoffers.com costs a phone 311 ms of main-thread work and 44 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

Polyfills for old browsers add 46 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need.

6 KiB could be saved by minifying JavaScript.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

3 KiB could be saved by minifying CSS.

Real Chrome users on phones do not pass Google's Core Web Vitals on this page (28-day field data from the Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab)). Google uses this in ranking.

Your largest element takes 12.0 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the text “buy while you can hurry! these won't be restocked shop high…”.

The page becomes fully interactive after 33.8 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Visually, the page fills in at 10.3 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

Scripts block taps and scrolling for 1.8 s in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

Real visitors wait 218 ms for the page to respond to a tap (75th percentile). Good is under 200 ms.

11 images have no width and height attributes, so the layout jumps as each one loads.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-31, real Chrome visitors' tap response (inp) went from 177 ms to 180 ms at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-31, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 1.7 s to 1.9 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Your homepage downloads 7.6 MB in 433 requests on a phone: scripts 3.6 MB (162), images 2.3 MB (66) and other files 877 KiB (144). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

3 images are downloaded at several times the size a phone draws them, for example five_High_Dose_-_Hybrid_Vibes_10mg_THC_Delta-9_Gummies_-_Red at 1,080 px wide, shown at 288 px. Resized copies would save about 122 KiB.

1 image further down the page (167 KiB) download before anyone scrolls to it. Adding loading="lazy" lets the first screen load first.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 2.15 g of CO₂e: 257.4 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

Landmarks should have a unique role or role/label/title (i.e. accessible name) combination: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

The viewport tag blocks pinch-zoom, which low-vision visitors rely on.

Headings skip levels (h2 → h4), which makes the page harder to scan with a screen reader.

Your meta description is 313 characters; Google truncates after about 160, so the end of your pitch is cut.

Structured data found (Corporation, Organization and WebSite) but with 1 problem, for example “Corporation: sameAs is not an absolute URL ("https:www.leafly.com/brands/five")”.

Your <h1> is empty.

The homepage links to 195 pages on fivecbd.com and 9 external pages.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 67 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

19 of 61 tappable elements near the top of the page are smaller than 24 px, hard to hit with a thumb.

3 third-party cookies are set on load; browsers are restricting these, so whatever relies on them breaks.

The page uses 1 deprecated browser API that will stop working in future browsers (“Unload event listeners are deprecated and will be removed.”).

4 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Refused to apply style from 'https://enjoyfive.com/cdn/shop/t/617/assets/patrol-accessibility.css?v=185851' because its…”.

Chrome logged issues while loading the page (“Cookie”).

HSTS is set, but max-age is 91 days; one year is the recommended minimum.

3 links go through two or more redirects, for example https://dau5yk96.tapc.art/.

No Referrer-Policy header, so full URLs can leak to the sites you link to.

No Permissions-Policy header to switch off camera, microphone and location for embedded content.

X-XSS-Protection is set to “1; mode=block”; the header is deprecated and can introduce bugs. Use 0 or remove it.

There is no /.well-known/security.txt telling researchers how to report a security problem to you.

enjoyfive.com has no CAA record, so any certificate authority may issue a certificate for it. A CAA record naming your provider (for example letsencrypt.org) closes that door.

enjoyfive.com's DNS answers are not signed. DNSSEC stops attackers forging them to send visitors or email elsewhere; most registrars switch it on in a click, though most sites still run without it.

Your homepage shows a street address but no LocalBusiness JSON-LD, so Google and AI assistants have to guess your address, hours and phone from the page text.

No analytics or tag manager detected in the HTML, so you can't measure whether any of these fixes work.

The homepage shows no opening hours. If customers visit or call, show when.

There is no link to Google or Apple Maps. A directions link is one tap for a phone visitor.

The homepage carries about 1,552 words of visible text.

The page uses urgency cues (a countdown or limited-time wording).

Email authentication: SPF record 25 points, plus 15 when it ends in -all (10 for ~all); DMARC record 25, plus 25 for a reject policy (15 for quarantine); a DKIM key on a common selector 10.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Amplitude, Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager and Klaviyo and 2 mores (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 39 cookies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 73 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.