getlemonhead.com website review

A phone's processor spends 14.0 s on main-thread work while loading, 3.8 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

5 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 1.0 s.

Your mobile performance score is 44. Under 50 is Google's “poor” band: many phone visitors leave before the page is usable.

The page has 5,950 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

8 third-party services load with your homepage (Shopify, alia-prod.com and rebuyengine.com and others), adding 4.2 MB and 1.4 s of main-thread time.

22 images could be 1.3 MB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen.

About 577 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 600 ms faster on a phone.

31 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (533 KiB).

Shopify costs a phone 354 ms of main-thread work and 1.7 MB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

About 89 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 430 ms faster on a phone.

alia-prod.com costs a phone 343 ms of main-thread work and 931 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

rebuyengine.com costs a phone 226 ms of main-thread work and 751 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

gotolstoy.com costs a phone 148 ms of main-thread work and 328 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

20 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 228 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

5 KiB could be saved by minifying CSS.

Web fonts hide text while they load. Setting font-display: swap shows text immediately (about 150 ms).

Polyfills for old browsers add 107 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

Real Chrome users on phones do not pass Google's Core Web Vitals on this page (28-day field data from the Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab)). Google uses this in ranking.

Your largest element takes 11.6 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the element shown below.

Visually, the page fills in at 15.7 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

The page becomes fully interactive after 37.7 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Scripts block taps and scrolling for 915 ms in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

Real visitors wait 213 ms for the page to respond to a tap (75th percentile). Good is under 200 ms.

1 image have no width and height attributes, so the layout jumps as each one loads.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-11-07, real Chrome visitors' tap response (inp) went from 217 ms to 200 ms at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-11-07, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 1.8 s to 1.7 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Your homepage downloads 15.8 MB in 641 requests on a phone: media 7.3 MB (4), images 3.0 MB (109) and scripts 2.4 MB (265). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

1 image further down the page (20 KiB) download before anyone scrolls to it. Adding loading="lazy" lets the first screen load first.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 4.48 g of CO₂e: 538.1 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

9 tap targets are too small or too close together to hit reliably with a finger.

3 images have no alt text, which hurts accessibility and image search.

Landmarks should have a unique role or role/label/title (i.e. accessible name) combination: 2 elements on the page fail this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

2 text elements don't have enough contrast against the background to read easily, especially outdoors on a phone.

Alternative text of images should not be repeated as text: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated minor by axe-core.

Elements with visible text labels do not have matching accessible names. (2 elements).

Your title is only 12 characters: “LEMONHEAD LA”. Between 30 and 65 characters leaves room to say what you do and for whom.

The homepage links to 113 pages on getlemonhead.com and 10 external pages.

https://getlemonhead.com/products/the-showgirl-edit-1 is marked noindex but linked from your homepage. If it is meant to be found, remove the noindex.

https://getlemonhead.com/collections/new-trending, https://getlemonhead.com/collections/prisms, https://getlemonhead.com/collections/sets, https://getlemonhead.com/collections/byo-glitter-bundles, https://getlemonhead.com/pages/about and https://getlemonhead.com/pages/the-glitter-quiz have no meta description, so Google writes the search snippet from whatever text it finds.

https://getlemonhead.com/collections/bestsellers, https://getlemonhead.com/collections/new-trending, https://getlemonhead.com/collections/prisms, https://getlemonhead.com/collections/glitter-palettes, https://getlemonhead.com/collections/forplay and https://getlemonhead.com/collections/sets and 5 others have no <h1> headline, so visitors and search engines get no clear main topic.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 58 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

12 of 47 tappable elements near the top of the page are smaller than 24 px, hard to hit with a thumb.

5 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Failed to load resource: net::ERR_FAILED”.

No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

The homepage carries about 449 words of visible text.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Klaviyo and Meta Pixel and 3 mores (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 37 cookies, 2 of them by other companies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 63 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.