klubvenus.dk website review

About 888 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 810 ms faster on a phone.

8 third-party services load with your homepage (Klaviyo, rebuyengine.com and Shopify and others), adding 2.3 MB and 888 ms of main-thread time.

Your mobile performance score is 59. Pages that score under 90 lose visitors before the first paint.

8 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 900 ms.

3 images could be 64 KiB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen. Google estimates it would make the page about 550 ms faster on a phone.

About 110 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 360 ms faster on a phone.

15 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (89 KiB).

A phone's processor spends 3.7 s on main-thread work while loading, 1.4 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

7 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 264 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

Klaviyo costs a phone 198 ms of main-thread work and 543 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

rebuyengine.com costs a phone 176 ms of main-thread work and 648 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

Shopify costs a phone 175 ms of main-thread work and 582 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

The page has 1,931 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

Web fonts hide text while they load. Setting font-display: swap shows text immediately (about 50 ms).

Polyfills for old browsers add 48 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need.

6 KiB could be saved by minifying CSS.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

The page becomes fully interactive after 23.0 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Your largest element takes 7.9 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image.

Visually, the page fills in at 6.5 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-11-07, real Chrome visitors' tap response (inp) went from 124 ms to 141 ms at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

The first text or image appears after 2.6 s on a phone. Good is under 1.8 s.

Scripts block taps and scrolling for 331 ms in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

14 images have no width and height attributes, so the layout jumps as each one loads.

Your homepage downloads 4.2 MB in 358 requests on a phone: scripts 1.9 MB (109), other files 1.1 MB (155) and images 609 KiB (59). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

92.png is on the first screen but marked loading="lazy", so the browser waits before fetching it and the page looks finished later. Load it eagerly (and give it fetchpriority="high" if it is the main image).

1 image further down the page (21 KiB) download before anyone scrolls to it. Adding loading="lazy" lets the first screen load first.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 1.18 g of CO₂e: 142.1 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

3 buttons have no accessible name, so screen readers announce just “button”.

Summary elements must have discernible text: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated serious by axe-core.

18 images have no alt text, which hurts accessibility and image search.

All page content should be contained by landmarks: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

42 visible links have no text or label, so screen readers cannot say where they go.

3 form fields have no label, so screen readers announce an empty box and autofill guesses.

1 element has a tabindex above 0, which scrambles the keyboard order.

Headings should not be empty: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated minor by axe-core.

Headings skip levels (h3 → h5), which makes the page harder to scan with a screen reader.

There are 3 <h1> headlines (“Shop Bundles”, “Shop Dildoer” and “Shop Suction”). One clear main headline is easier for people and search engines.

Your meta description is 169 characters; Google truncates after about 160, so the end of your pitch is cut.

Structured data found (BreadcrumbList, Organization and WebSite) but with 3 problems, for example “Organization: sameAs is not an absolute URL ("#")”.

1 link has no real href, so search engines can't follow it.

The homepage links to 152 pages on klubvenus.dk and 16 external pages.

There is no https://klubvenus.dk/llms.txt, a short Markdown guide to your key pages for AI tools (llmstxt.org). It is optional and few AI tools read it yet, so treat it as a cheap extra.

https://klubvenus.dk/collections/black-month-udsalg, https://klubvenus.dk/collections/alle, https://klubvenus.dk/pages/klubaften, https://klubvenus.dk/blogs/venuspaper and https://klubvenus.dk/collections/tilbehor use the same meta description. A description written for each page earns more clicks.

https://klubvenus.dk/collections/alle took over 3 s to send its HTML from our server.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 56 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

18 of 82 tappable elements near the top of the page are smaller than 24 px, hard to hit with a thumb.

2 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “No element with the class "cstm-date" found.”.

No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

The homepage carries about 441 words of visible text.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Klaviyo and Meta Pixel (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 17 cookies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 40 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.