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Visit site (opens in a new tab)Reviewed 23 October 202654 issues · 86 checks

This review found 54 issues worth fixing on nonesuch.com, 16 of them high impact, across 86 checks. The most urgent: reduce unused JavaScript. Your full playbook turns these into prioritised fixes alongside reviews, competitors and channels.

  1. Homepage
  2. Phone render
  3. Links and pages
  4. Google PageSpeed

Google PageSpeed Insights (opens in a new tab), mobile

Real-visitor load time (LCP)75th percentile, phones
5.2 s4.3 sMay 2Oct 174.8 s
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DateReal-visitor load time (LCP)
May 2, 20264.5 s
May 9, 20264.5 s
May 16, 20264.4 s
May 23, 20264.6 s
May 30, 20264.7 s
Jun 6, 20264.9 s
Jun 13, 20265.1 s
Jun 20, 20265.1 s
Jun 27, 20265.1 s
Jul 4, 20264.9 s
Jul 11, 20264.7 s
Jul 18, 20264.6 s
Jul 25, 20264.6 s
Aug 1, 20264.6 s
Aug 8, 20264.7 s
Aug 15, 20264.7 s
Aug 22, 20264.8 s
Aug 29, 20264.9 s
Sep 5, 20265.0 s
Sep 12, 20265.0 s
Sep 19, 20264.9 s
Sep 26, 20264.8 s
Oct 3, 20264.8 s
Oct 10, 20264.8 s
Oct 17, 20264.8 s
Real-visitor tap response (INP)75th percentile, phones
109 ms96 msMay 2Oct 17105 ms
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DateReal-visitor tap response (INP)
May 2, 202697 ms
May 9, 202697 ms
May 16, 2026101 ms
May 23, 2026101 ms
May 30, 2026104 ms
Jun 6, 2026104 ms
Jun 13, 2026103 ms
Jun 20, 2026105 ms
Jun 27, 2026103 ms
Jul 4, 2026105 ms
Jul 11, 2026105 ms
Jul 18, 2026106 ms
Jul 25, 2026104 ms
Aug 1, 2026102 ms
Aug 8, 2026104 ms
Aug 15, 2026102 ms
Aug 22, 2026104 ms
Aug 29, 2026105 ms
Sep 5, 2026104 ms
Sep 12, 2026104 ms
Sep 19, 2026103 ms
Sep 26, 2026104 ms
Oct 3, 2026104 ms
Oct 10, 2026107 ms
Oct 17, 2026105 ms

Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab): real Chrome visitors over rolling 28-day periods.

One score from every part of this review. How it works

Full-page screenshot of nonesuch.com (desktop) rendered by Google PageSpeed Insights

How it loaded on a phone

  1. nonesuch.com at 0.4 s0.4 s
  2. nonesuch.com at 0.8 s0.8 s
  3. nonesuch.com at 1.1 s1.1 s
  4. nonesuch.com at 1.5 s1.5 s
  5. nonesuch.com at 1.9 s1.9 s
  6. nonesuch.com at 2.3 s2.3 s
  7. nonesuch.com at 2.6 s2.6 s
  8. nonesuch.com at 3.0 s3.0 s

Speed

16 to fix25
  • Reduce unused JavaScript

    9.4 s · 1.8 MB

    About 1.8 MB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 9.4 s faster on a phone.

  • Use efficient cache lifetimes

    5.1 s · 2.1 MB

    60 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (2.1 MB).

  • Render-blocking requests

    5.2 s

    19 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 5.2 s.

  • Mobile performance score: 25

    25/100

    Your mobile performance score is 25 (desktop: 49). Under 50 is Google's “poor” band: many phone visitors leave before the page is usable.

  • Main-thread work: 5.0 s

    A phone's processor spends 5.0 s on main-thread work while loading, 2.7 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

  • 8 third-party services on the page

    8 third-party services load with your homepage (SoundCloud, Google CDN and Google Tag Manager and others), adding 4.3 MB and 2.4 s of main-thread time.

  • Improve image delivery

    150 ms · 1.4 MB

    16 images could be 1.4 MB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen. Google estimates it would make the page about 150 ms faster on a phone.

  • SoundCloud adds 693 ms

    693 ms

    SoundCloud costs a phone 693 ms of main-thread work and 1.8 MB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

  • Google CDN adds 565 ms

    565 ms

    Google CDN costs a phone 565 ms of main-thread work and 1.1 MB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

  • Google Tag Manager adds 515 ms

    515 ms

    Google Tag Manager costs a phone 515 ms of main-thread work and 682 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

  • Reduce unused CSS

    150 ms · 315 KiB

    About 315 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 150 ms faster on a phone.

  • Font display

    400 ms

    Web fonts hide text while they load. Setting font-display: swap shows text immediately (about 400 ms).

  • Legacy JavaScript

    300 ms · 29 KiB

    Polyfills for old browsers add 29 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need. Google estimates it would make the page about 300 ms faster on a phone.

  • Facebook adds 292 ms

    292 ms

    Facebook costs a phone 292 ms of main-thread work and 334 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

  • 20 long tasks on the main thread

    20 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 293 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

  • 2,632 HTML elements

    The page has 2,632 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

  • Minify JavaScript

    150 ms · 10 KiB

    10 KiB could be saved by minifying JavaScript.

  • Chained critical requests

    Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

  • Forced reflow

    Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

1 checks passed
  • Server response: 23 ms

    23 ms

    Your server sent the HTML in 23 ms, well inside Google's 600 ms guideline.

Core Web Vitals

12 to fix33
  • Fails Core Web Vitals for real visitors

    Real Chrome users on phones do not pass Google's Core Web Vitals on this page (28-day field data from the Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab)). Google uses this in ranking.

  • First Contentful Paint: 17.5 s

    17.5 s

    The first text or image appears after 17.5 s on a phone. Good is under 1.8 s.

  • Largest Contentful Paint: 27.7 s

    27.7 s

    Your largest element takes 27.7 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the text “Singer, songwriter, and virtuoso guitarist Molly Tuttle joi…”.

  • Speed Index: 17.5 s

    17.5 s

    Visually, the page fills in at 17.5 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

  • Time to Interactive: 36.1 s

    36.1 s

    The page becomes fully interactive after 36.1 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

  • Total Blocking Time: 994 ms

    994 ms

    Scripts block taps and scrolling for 994 ms in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

  • Real-user LCP: 2.7 s

    2.7 s

    Real visitors wait 2.7 s for the largest content to appear (75th percentile). Good is under 2.5 s.

  • Real-user CLS: 0.23

    0.23

    For real visitors the layout shifts by 0.23 (75th percentile). Good is under 0.1.

  • Real-user FCP: 2.1 s

    2.1 s

    Real visitors see the first content after 2.1 s (75th percentile). Good is under 1.8 s.

  • Real-user TTFB: 1.2 s

    1.2 s

    Real visitors wait 1.2 s for your server to start answering (75th percentile). Good is under 800 ms.

  • Cumulative Layout Shift: 0.186

    0.186

    The layout shifts by 0.186 while loading, so content jumps under the reader's thumb. Good is under 0.1.

  • 2 images without width and height

    2 images have no width and height attributes, so the layout jumps as each one loads.

  • Tap response (INP) held steady for real visitors

    +9%

    Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-17, real Chrome visitors' tap response (inp) went from 97 ms to 105 ms at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

  • Largest content (LCP) held steady for real visitors

    +6%

    Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-17, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 4.5 s to 4.8 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

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  • Real-user INP: 95 ms

    95 ms

    Real visitors wait 95 ms for the page to respond to a tap (75th percentile). Good is under 200 ms.

Images and page weight

4 to fix42
  • Page weight: 7.0 MB in 141 requests

    7.0 MB

    Your homepage downloads 7.0 MB in 141 requests on a phone: scripts 4.3 MB (50), images 1.8 MB (29) and other files 445 KiB (35). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

  • An image on the first screen is lazy-loaded

    molly-tuttle-9-to-5-1200x628_b4vk72fi.jpg is on the first screen but marked loading="lazy", so the browser waits before fetching it and the page looks finished later. Load it eagerly (and give it fetchpriority="high" if it is the main image).

  • 8 images in older formats

    8 images (1.1 MB) are JPEG, PNG or GIF. The same pictures as WebP or AVIF are usually much smaller at the same quality, and every current browser shows them.

  • 5 images far larger than shown

    3 KiB

    5 images are downloaded at several times the size a phone draws them, for example rhiannon-giddens-hope-is-the-thing-with-feathers-545_tu573vz at 400 px wide, shown at 133 px. Resized copies would save about 3 KiB.

  • About 2.0 g of CO₂ per visit

    1.99 g

    By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 1.99 g of CO₂e: 238.6 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

Accessibility

8 to fixGoogle 8389
  • Orphan list items

    Some list items are not inside a list.

  • 13 tap targets too small

    13 tap targets are too small or too close together to hit reliably with a finger.

  • 6 text elements with low contrast

    6 text elements don't have enough contrast against the background to read easily, especially outdoors on a phone.

  • Malformed lists

    Some lists contain elements other than list items, which screen readers announce wrongly.

  • 9 links without text

    9 visible links have no text or label, so screen readers cannot say where they go.

  • 1 form field without a label

    1 form field has no label, so screen readers announce an empty box and autofill guesses.

  • ARIA role should be appropriate for the element (4 elements)

    ARIA role should be appropriate for the element: 4 elements on the page fail this check, rated minor by axe-core.

  • Elements marked as presentational should be consistently ignored (4 elements)

    Elements marked as presentational should be consistently ignored: 4 elements on the page fail this check, rated minor by axe-core.

  • Elements with visible text labels do not have matching accessible names.

    Elements with visible text labels do not have matching accessible names. (7 elements).

2 checks passed
  • Every image has alt text

    All 28 images in the HTML carry an alt attribute.

  • 48 automated accessibility rules passed

    axe-core 4.13.0, the open-source engine behind most accessibility testing tools, ran 55 WCAG 2.2 A/AA and best-practice rules on the phone render: 48 passed and 7 failed. 1 more need a person to judge. Automated rules catch about a third of accessibility problems; the rest need manual testing.

SEO

6 to fixGoogle 8576
  • Title is short (16 characters)

    Your title is only 16 characters: “Nonesuch Records”. Between 30 and 65 characters leaves room to say what you do and for whom.

  • No structured data

    No structured data (JSON-LD), so Google can't show rich results such as your logo, ratings or FAQs.

  • Meta description is short (37 characters)

    Your meta description is only 37 characters: “The official site of Nonesuch Records”. 70 to 160 characters is enough to sell the click.

  • 2 H1 headlines

    There are 2 <h1> headlines (“” and “home onepage b”). One clear main headline is easier for people and search engines.

  • 3 links crawlers can't follow

    3 links have no real href, so search engines can't follow them.

  • 3 links with vague text

    3 links use generic text like “click here” or “learn more”, which tells Google nothing about the page behind them.

  • 104 internal links, 49 external

    The homepage links to 104 pages on nonesuch.com and 49 external pages.

4 checks passed
  • Canonical URL set

    The canonical URL is https://www.nonesuch.com/.

  • Open Graph tags complete

    Open Graph tags are complete, so shared links show a title, description and image.

  • robots.txt in place

    robots.txt is in place.

  • XML sitemap found

    Your XML sitemap is reachable at https://www.nonesuch.com/sitemap.xml.

AI search readiness

1 to fix88
  • No Organization structured data

    There is no Organization (or LocalBusiness) JSON-LD, so search engines and AI assistants have no machine-readable facts about who runs the site: its name, logo, profiles and contact details.

  • No llms.txt

    There is no https://www.nonesuch.com/llms.txt, a short Markdown guide to your key pages for AI tools (llmstxt.org). It is optional and few AI tools read it yet, so treat it as a cheap extra.

2 checks passed
  • AI answer engines may read the site

    Your robots.txt lets the crawlers behind ChatGPT search, Claude and Perplexity read the site and cite it in answers.

  • Text is in the HTML

    Your server sends the page's text in the HTML (1,880 words), so crawlers that don't run JavaScript still read it.

Other pages

100
  • 15 internal pages checked

    We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 42 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

1 checks passed
  • Linked pages load

    All 15 pages we checked loaded without an error.

Best practices

4 to fixGoogle 5483
  • 21 small tap targets

    21 of 31 tappable elements near the top of the page are smaller than 24 px, hard to hit with a thumb.

  • 2 third-party cookies

    2 third-party cookies are set on load; browsers are restricting these, so whatever relies on them breaks.

  • Deprecated browser APIs

    The page uses 1 deprecated browser API that will stop working in future browsers (“Unload event listeners are deprecated and will be removed.”).

  • 3 JavaScript errors while loading

    3 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Uncaught TypeError: Promise.allSettled is not a function”.

  • Browser-reported issues

    Chrome logged issues while loading the page (“Cookie”).

1 checks passed
  • Mobile viewport set

    The page declares a mobile viewport.

Content and conversion

3 to fix75
  • Thin social proof

    Social proof on the homepage: 28 trust badges. Pairing it with named testimonials or customer logos makes it far more convincing.

  • No analytics detected

    No analytics or tag manager detected in the HTML, so you can't measure whether any of these fixes work.

  • No direct contact details

    No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

  • No risk reducer

    No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

  • About 1,494 words of copy

    The homepage carries about 1,494 words of visible text.

3 checks passed
  • Clear next step on the first screen

    On a phone, the first screen shows a clear next step: “SUBSCRIBE” and “PRE-ORDER”.

  • 12 calls to action

    The homepage has 12 calls to action, for example “Subscribe”, “Pre-Order” and “Listen | Buy Now”.

  • 6 short forms

    6 short forms (6 fields at most) are right on the homepage.

Privacy and tracking

  • 6 trackers load before any consent

    6

    Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Comscore, Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager and Meta Pixel and 1 more (measured from a US location before any click). A consent tool (OneTrust) is installed; check it blocks these until visitors agree where the law requires it.

  • 28 cookies set on arrival

    28

    Opening the homepage sets 28 cookies, 1 of them by other companies (measured from a US location before any click).

  • 33 other companies contacted

    Loading the homepage contacts 33 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.

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  • Consent tool: OneTrust

    A consent management tool (OneTrust) loads with the page.

Security, domain, email and software versions

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