noveltyrepublic.com website review

The page has 6,412 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

A phone's processor spends 5.2 s on main-thread work while loading, 1.9 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

Your mobile performance score is 86. Pages that score under 90 lose visitors before the first paint.

7 third-party services load with your homepage (Google CDN, Privy and Other Google APIs/SDKs and others), adding 2.2 MB and 732 ms of main-thread time.

About 784 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page.

Google CDN costs a phone 440 ms of main-thread work and 1.1 MB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

4 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 450 ms.

16 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (403 KiB).

15 images could be 280 KiB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen.

Shopify costs a phone 65 ms of main-thread work and 315 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

17 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 102 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

84 KiB JavaScript is shipped twice across bundles.

About 54 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

The page becomes fully interactive after 19.4 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Visually, the page fills in at 5.5 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

Your largest element takes 3.0 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image.

Scripts block taps and scrolling for 219 ms in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

1 image have no width and height attributes, so the layout jumps as each one loads.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-31, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 1.9 s to 1.6 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Chrome's UX Report (opens in a new tab) has too little real-visitor traffic for this site, so the figures here are lab measurements from Google's test phone on a throttled 4G connection.

Your homepage downloads 5.7 MB in 420 requests on a phone: images 2.0 MB (96), scripts 1.9 MB (121) and other files 1.3 MB (155). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

Banners_10_3200px.png is on the first screen but marked loading="lazy", so the browser waits before fetching it and the page looks finished later. Load it eagerly (and give it fetchpriority="high" if it is the main image).

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 1.60 g of CO₂e: 192.3 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

All page content should be contained by landmarks: 5 elements on the page fail this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

18 visible links have no text or label, so screen readers cannot say where they go.

1 text element doesn't have enough contrast against the background to read easily, especially outdoors on a phone.

Your title is only 16 characters: “Novelty Republic”. Between 30 and 65 characters leaves room to say what you do and for whom.

There are 4 <h1> headlines (“”, “NOW $15.95” and “#SEXY UNDERWEAR”). One clear main headline is easier for people and search engines.

Your meta description is 201 characters; Google truncates after about 160, so the end of your pitch is cut.

Structured data found (Organization and WebSite) but with 1 problem, for example “Organization: sameAs is an empty list”.

The homepage links to 519 pages on noveltyrepublic.com and 4 external pages.

Your Organization JSON-LD is missing sameAs (social profiles), description and contact details. These are the facts AI assistants use to describe a business and to tell it apart from others with a similar name.

Your homepage links to https://noveltyrepublic.com/customer_authentication/redirect, which answers with an error. Visitors hit a dead end and search engines drop it.

https://noveltyrepublic.com/collections/whats-new, https://noveltyrepublic.com/collections/realistic-dildos, https://noveltyrepublic.com/collections/double-dildos-dongs, https://noveltyrepublic.com/collections/strap-on-dildos, https://noveltyrepublic.com/collections/thrusting and https://noveltyrepublic.com/collections/water-base-lube/Water-Based and 2 others have no meta description, so Google writes the search snippet from whatever text it finds.

Your homepage links to 1 page by a URL that isn't its canonical one, for example https://noveltyrepublic.com/collections/water-base-lube/Water-Based, whose canonical is https://noveltyrepublic.com/collections/water-base-lube/water-based. Linking straight to the canonical URL saves crawlers a detour and keeps ranking signals on one address.

https://noveltyrepublic.com/collections/dildos and https://noveltyrepublic.com/collections/double-dildos-dongs took over 3 s to send their HTML from our server.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 128 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

2 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Access to XMLHttpRequest at 'https://av.good-apps.co/css/goodav-style.css?v=21' from origin 'https://noveltyrepublic.co…”.

No testimonials, customer logos, ratings or customer counts on the homepage: nothing tells a new visitor that others already trust you.

No analytics or tag manager detected in the HTML, so you can't measure whether any of these fixes work.

Your phone number appears as text but isn't a tel: link, so phone visitors can't tap to call.

No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

The homepage carries about 2,238 words of visible text.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Microsoft Ads and Microsoft Clarity (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 10 cookies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 21 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.