parentsarehuman.com website review

Your mobile performance score is 66. Pages that score under 90 lose visitors before the first paint.

About 91 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 600 ms faster on a phone.

8 third-party services load with your homepage (Google Tag Manager, Shopify and Klaviyo and others), adding 792 KiB and 582 ms of main-thread time.

A phone's processor spends 3.0 s on main-thread work while loading, 1.2 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

Shopify costs a phone 181 ms of main-thread work and 359 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

The page has 1,779 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

11 images could be 175 KiB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen. Google estimates it would make the page about 100 ms faster on a phone.

4 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 209 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

Polyfills for old browsers add 19 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need. Google estimates it would make the page about 150 ms faster on a phone.

3 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 150 ms.

11 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (30 KiB).

About 12 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

3 KiB could be saved by minifying JavaScript.

Your largest element takes 9.3 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image “People playing Parents Are Human connection card decks toge…”.

The page becomes fully interactive after 9.5 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

The first text or image appears after 2.9 s on a phone. Good is under 1.8 s.

Visually, the page fills in at 5.2 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

Your homepage downloads 2.6 MB in 282 requests on a phone: other files 867 KiB (128), scripts 865 KiB (125) and media 388 KiB (1). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 0.74 g of CO₂e: 88.5 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

All page content should be contained by landmarks: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

Your title is only 17 characters: “Parents Are Human”. Between 30 and 65 characters leaves room to say what you do and for whom.

Your meta description is only 45 characters: “Bringing humans and cultures closer together.”. 70 to 160 characters is enough to sell the click.

The homepage links to 127 pages on parentsarehuman.com and 13 external pages.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 32 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

2 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Cannot set properties of null (setting 'innerText')”.

The homepage carries about 2,169 words of visible text.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Klaviyo and Meta Pixel and 2 mores (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 19 cookies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 28 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.