pulsarshop.com website review

A phone's processor spends 32.1 s on main-thread work while loading, 18.2 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

POWr costs a phone 1.4 s of main-thread work and 13 KiB of downloads while your page loads. That alone is enough to make taps feel slow. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

Your mobile performance score is 39. Under 50 is Google's “poor” band: many phone visitors leave before the page is usable.

The page has 3,814 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

8 third-party services load with your homepage (POWr, Shopify and Facebook and others), adding 2.6 MB and 3.5 s of main-thread time.

Shopify costs a phone 874 ms of main-thread work and 1.5 MB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

About 517 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 150 ms faster on a phone.

20 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 524 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

Facebook costs a phone 479 ms of main-thread work and 273 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

18 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (429 KiB).

rebuyengine.com costs a phone 297 ms of main-thread work and 332 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

About 87 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 150 ms faster on a phone.

3 images could be 112 KiB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen.

3 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 100 ms.

Polyfills for old browsers add 64 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

Real Chrome users on phones do not pass Google's Core Web Vitals on this page (28-day field data from the Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab)). Google uses this in ranking.

The page becomes fully interactive after 44.8 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Visually, the page fills in at 13.3 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

Your largest element takes 7.7 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image.

Scripts block taps and scrolling for 1.3 s in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

Real visitors wait 212 ms for the page to respond to a tap (75th percentile). Good is under 200 ms.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-31, real Chrome visitors' tap response (inp) went from 104 ms to 158 ms at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

The first text or image appears after 2.2 s on a phone. Good is under 1.8 s.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-31, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 1.1 s to 1.1 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Your homepage downloads 12.1 MB in 669 requests on a phone: images 7.7 MB (50), scripts 1.9 MB (232) and other files 1.8 MB (328). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

pulsar-chillr-studio-group-banner.svg weighs 5.7 MB. On a phone connection a single image that size takes seconds.

1 image is downloaded at several times the size a phone draws it, for example pulsar-chillr-studio-group-banner.svg at 5,970 px wide, shown at 350 px. Resized copies would save about 5.6 MB.

age-verification-popup-background-dark2.png is on the first screen but marked loading="lazy", so the browser waits before fetching it and the page looks finished later. Load it eagerly (and give it fetchpriority="high" if it is the main image).

15 images further down the page (598 KiB) download before anyone scrolls to them. Adding loading="lazy" lets the first screen load first.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 3.42 g of CO₂e: 410.2 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

Interactive controls must not be nested: 4 elements on the page fail this check, rated serious by axe-core.

4 tap targets are too small or too close together to hit reliably with a finger.

22 visible links have no text or label, so screen readers cannot say where they go.

Elements with visible text labels do not have matching accessible names. (9 elements).

Your title is 83 characters, so Google will cut it off around 60: “Most Popular Vapes, Bongs, Dab Rigs & More | Online Headshop - Pulsar – Pulsar Shop”.

Your meta description is 196 characters; Google truncates after about 160, so the end of your pitch is cut.

The homepage links to 166 pages on pulsarshop.com and 24 external pages.

There is no Organization (or LocalBusiness) JSON-LD, so search engines and AI assistants have no machine-readable facts about who runs the site: its name, logo, profiles and contact details.

https://www.pulsarshop.com/collections/best-selling-pulsar-vaporizers and https://www.pulsarshop.com/collections/chorus-collection have no meta description, so Google writes the search snippet from whatever text it finds.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 100 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

9 of 28 tappable elements near the top of the page are smaller than 24 px, hard to hit with a thumb.

1 error was logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Failed to load resource: net::ERR_CONNECTION_RESET”.

Your phone number appears as text but isn't a tel: link, so phone visitors can't tap to call.

No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

The homepage carries about 818 words of visible text.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Amplitude, Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager and Klaviyo and 2 mores (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 25 cookies, 1 of them by other companies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 47 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.