soamazing.com website review

A phone's processor spends 4.9 s on main-thread work while loading, 2.5 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.

8 third-party services load with your homepage (Google Tag Manager, queen.one and PayPal and others), adding 1.8 MB and 1.5 s of main-thread time.

Your mobile performance score is 55. Pages that score under 90 lose visitors before the first paint.

About 866 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page.

5 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 800 ms.

Google Tag Manager costs a phone 567 ms of main-thread work and 538 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

4 images could be 230 KiB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen. Google estimates it would make the page about 350 ms faster on a phone.

15 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (414 KiB).

PayPal costs a phone 286 ms of main-thread work and 392 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

queen.one costs a phone 299 ms of main-thread work and 123 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

The page has 2,951 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

14 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 257 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

Shopify costs a phone 158 ms of main-thread work and 480 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

About 47 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 150 ms faster on a phone.

Polyfills for old browsers add 28 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need.

6 KiB could be saved by minifying CSS.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

2 KiB JavaScript is shipped twice across bundles.

The page becomes fully interactive after 18.1 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Your largest element takes 5.3 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image “Amazing Intimate Essentials”.

Scripts block taps and scrolling for 841 ms in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.

Visually, the page fills in at 5.7 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-31, real Chrome visitors' tap response (inp) went from 113 ms to 119 ms at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-31, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 1.2 s to 1.1 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Your homepage downloads 3.7 MB in 220 requests on a phone: scripts 1.7 MB (72), other files 903 KiB (112) and images 756 KiB (19). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 1.05 g of CO₂e: 126.6 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

1 image has no alt text, which hurts accessibility and image search.

All page content should be contained by landmarks: 4 elements on the page fail this check, rated moderate by axe-core.

The viewport tag blocks pinch-zoom, which low-vision visitors rely on.

19 visible links have no text or label, so screen readers cannot say where they go.

Headings should not be empty: 7 elements on the page fail this check, rated minor by axe-core.

Headings skip levels (h1 → h3 and h3 → h5), which makes the page harder to scan with a screen reader.

Elements with visible text labels do not have matching accessible names. (3 elements).

Your title is 87 characters, so Google will cut it off around 60: “Online Sex Shop | Discreet Packaging | Free Shipping $59+ – Amazing Intimate Essentials”.

Your meta description is 183 characters; Google truncates after about 160, so the end of your pitch is cut.

2 links use generic text like “click here” or “learn more”, which tells Google nothing about the page behind them.

The homepage links to 417 pages on soamazing.com and 9 external pages.

robots.txt blocks GPTBot, ClaudeBot, Google-Extended, Applebot-Extended and CCBot, which collect pages to train models. That's a legitimate choice and doesn't by itself stop the site appearing in AI answers, which the crawlers above handle.

https://soamazing.com/pages/our-locations has no meta description, so Google writes the search snippet from whatever text it finds.

https://soamazing.com/products/alchemy-rosebud-luxury-air-pulse-massager, https://soamazing.com/products/king-cock-dildo-with-balls, https://soamazing.com/products/cloud-9-aphrodisiac-drink, https://soamazing.com/products/foria-seshnz-night-time-gummies-500-mg, https://soamazing.com/products/hung-ufo-deep-space-male-trainer and https://soamazing.com/products/pdx-brands-double-d-masturbator and 9 others have no <h1> headline, so visitors and search engines get no clear main topic.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 158 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

1 image failed to load on a phone, for example https://bat.bing.com/action/0?ti=&Ver=2&mid=24b7f577-d550-47f4-a651-e6bba96d8f13&bo=2&sid=bc02fba0da9d11f1b8cd5341bb3f777b&vid=bc0313e0da9d11f1bd92b3062041d503&vids=1&msclkid=N&pi=918639831&lg=en-US&s.

2 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Failed to load resource: the server responded with a status of 402 ()”.

Social proof on the homepage: 2 customer or partner logos. Pairing it with named testimonials or customer logos makes it far more convincing.

The homepage has only about 191 words of visible text; thin pages give Google and first-time buyers little to go on.

No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

The page uses urgency cues (a countdown or limited-time wording).

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Microsoft Ads and Microsoft Clarity (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 19 cookies, 2 of them by other companies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 46 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.