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thistle.co website review
Visit site (opens in a new tab)Reviewed 29 October 202638 issues · 85 checks
This review found 38 issues worth fixing on thistle.co, 14 of them high impact, across 85 checks. The most urgent: use efficient cache lifetimes. Your full playbook turns these into prioritised fixes alongside reviews, competitors and channels.
- Homepage
- Phone render
- Links and pages
- Google PageSpeed
Google PageSpeed Insights (opens in a new tab), mobile
Site score
78CClosest competitors among reviewed websites
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| Date | Real-visitor load time (LCP) |
|---|---|
| May 9, 2026 | 1.9 s |
| May 16, 2026 | 1.9 s |
| May 23, 2026 | 1.9 s |
| May 30, 2026 | 2.0 s |
| Jun 6, 2026 | 2.0 s |
| Jun 13, 2026 | 2.0 s |
| Jun 20, 2026 | 2.0 s |
| Jun 27, 2026 | 2.0 s |
| Jul 4, 2026 | 2.0 s |
| Jul 11, 2026 | 1.9 s |
| Jul 18, 2026 | 1.9 s |
| Jul 25, 2026 | 1.9 s |
| Aug 1, 2026 | 1.9 s |
| Aug 8, 2026 | 1.9 s |
| Aug 15, 2026 | 1.8 s |
| Aug 22, 2026 | 1.8 s |
| Aug 29, 2026 | 1.8 s |
| Sep 5, 2026 | 1.8 s |
| Sep 12, 2026 | 1.7 s |
| Sep 19, 2026 | 1.8 s |
| Sep 26, 2026 | 1.8 s |
| Oct 3, 2026 | 1.8 s |
| Oct 10, 2026 | 1.8 s |
| Oct 17, 2026 | 1.8 s |
| Oct 24, 2026 | 1.8 s |
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| Date | Real-visitor tap response (INP) |
|---|---|
| May 9, 2026 | 137 ms |
| May 16, 2026 | 137 ms |
| May 23, 2026 | 137 ms |
| May 30, 2026 | 138 ms |
| Jun 6, 2026 | 140 ms |
| Jun 13, 2026 | 144 ms |
| Jun 20, 2026 | 145 ms |
| Jun 27, 2026 | 146 ms |
| Jul 4, 2026 | 145 ms |
| Jul 11, 2026 | 141 ms |
| Jul 18, 2026 | 137 ms |
| Jul 25, 2026 | 135 ms |
| Aug 1, 2026 | 131 ms |
| Aug 8, 2026 | 136 ms |
| Aug 15, 2026 | 137 ms |
| Aug 22, 2026 | 140 ms |
| Aug 29, 2026 | 143 ms |
| Sep 5, 2026 | 144 ms |
| Sep 12, 2026 | 143 ms |
| Sep 19, 2026 | 144 ms |
| Sep 26, 2026 | 144 ms |
| Oct 3, 2026 | 144 ms |
| Oct 10, 2026 | 145 ms |
| Oct 17, 2026 | 144 ms |
| Oct 24, 2026 | 143 ms |
Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab): real Chrome visitors over rolling 28-day periods.
One score from every part of this review. How it works
Speed
Use efficient cache lifetimes
1.5 s · 1.7 MB46 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (1.7 MB).
Render-blocking requests
2.6 s12 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 2.6 s.
Mobile performance score: 33
33/100Your mobile performance score is 33. Under 50 is Google's “poor” band: many phone visitors leave before the page is usable.
Main-thread work: 6.9 s
A phone's processor spends 6.9 s on main-thread work while loading, 4.4 s of it running JavaScript. Above 2 s, taps and scrolls feel sluggish.
Reduce unused JavaScript
900 ms · 505 KiBAbout 505 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 900 ms faster on a phone.
8 third-party services on the page
8 third-party services load with your homepage (Facebook, Google Tag Manager and Klaviyo and others), adding 1.5 MB and 1.2 s of main-thread time.
Improve image delivery
850 ms · 302 KiB6 images could be 302 KiB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen. Google estimates it would make the page about 850 ms faster on a phone.
Reduce unused CSS
450 ms · 35 KiBAbout 35 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 450 ms faster on a phone.
20 long tasks on the main thread
20 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 478 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.
Facebook adds 298 ms
298 msFacebook costs a phone 298 ms of main-thread work and 280 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.
Google Tag Manager adds 237 ms
237 msGoogle Tag Manager costs a phone 237 ms of main-thread work and 360 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.
Klaviyo adds 215 ms
215 msKlaviyo costs a phone 215 ms of main-thread work and 449 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.
Legacy JavaScript
250 ms · 72 KiBPolyfills for old browsers add 72 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need. Google estimates it would make the page about 250 ms faster on a phone.
Font display
100 msWeb fonts hide text while they load. Setting font-display: swap shows text immediately (about 100 ms).
Minify JavaScript
41 KiB41 KiB could be saved by minifying JavaScript.
Duplicated JavaScript
13 KiB13 KiB JavaScript is shipped twice across bundles.
Chained critical requests
Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.
1 checks passed
Server response: 7 ms
7 msYour server sent the HTML in 7 ms, well inside Google's 600 ms guideline.
Core Web Vitals
Largest Contentful Paint: 8.5 s
8.5 sYour largest element takes 8.5 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image “Person enjoying a Thistle salad”.
Time to Interactive: 22.9 s
22.9 sThe page becomes fully interactive after 22.9 s. Good is under 3.8 s.
Total Blocking Time: 2.3 s
2.3 sScripts block taps and scrolling for 2.3 s in total while the page loads. Good is under 200 ms.
First Contentful Paint: 4.0 s
4.0 sThe first text or image appears after 4.0 s on a phone. Good is under 1.8 s.
Speed Index: 6.8 s
6.8 sVisually, the page fills in at 6.8 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.
12 images without width and height
12 images have no width and height attributes, so the layout jumps as each one loads.
Tap response (INP) held steady for real visitors
+5%Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-24, real Chrome visitors' tap response (inp) went from 137 ms to 143 ms at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).
Largest content (LCP) held steady for real visitors
-6%Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-24, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 1.9 s to 1.8 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).
7 checks passed
Passes Core Web Vitals for real visitors
Real Chrome users on phones pass Google's Core Web Vitals on this page (28-day field data from the Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab)).
Real-user LCP: 1.3 s
1.3 sReal visitors wait 1.3 s for the largest content to appear (75th percentile). Good is under 2.5 s.
Real-user INP: 149 ms
149 msReal visitors wait 149 ms for the page to respond to a tap (75th percentile). Good is under 200 ms.
Real-user CLS: 0.00
0.00For real visitors the layout shifts by 0.00 (75th percentile). Good is under 0.1.
Real-user FCP: 1.1 s
1.1 sReal visitors see the first content after 1.1 s (75th percentile). Good is under 1.8 s.
Real-user TTFB: 650 ms
650 msReal visitors wait 650 ms for your server to start answering (75th percentile). Good is under 800 ms.
Cumulative Layout Shift: 0
0The layout barely moves while loading (CLS 0, good is under 0.1).
Images and page weight
Page weight: 4.2 MB in 165 requests
4.2 MBYour homepage downloads 4.2 MB in 165 requests on a phone: scripts 1.9 MB (81), images 1.7 MB (29) and fonts 292 KiB (6). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.
1 image far larger than shown
63 KiB1 image is downloaded at several times the size a phone draws it, for example 8a9ad437-630d-479d-a821-f2c0df8ab728.jpeg at 1,250 px wide, shown at 307 px. Resized copies would save about 63 KiB.
1 image in older formats
1 image (139 KiB) is JPEG, PNG or GIF. The same pictures as WebP or AVIF are usually much smaller at the same quality, and every current browser shows them.
2 images below the first screen load straight away
2 images further down the page (57 KiB) download before anyone scrolls to them. Adding loading="lazy" lets the first screen load first.
About 1.2 g of CO₂ per visit
1.19 gBy the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 1.19 g of CO₂e: 142.7 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.
Accessibility
Scrollable region must have keyboard access (1 element)
Scrollable region must have keyboard access: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated serious by axe-core.
1 image without alt text
1 image has no alt text, which hurts accessibility and image search.
Landmarks should have a unique role or role/label/title (i.e. accessible name) combination (1 element)
Landmarks should have a unique role or role/label/title (i.e. accessible name) combination: 1 element on the page fails this check, rated moderate by axe-core.
Headings skip levels
Headings skip levels (h2 → h4, h1 → h3 and h2 → h4), which makes the page harder to scan with a screen reader.
1 checks passed
46 automated accessibility rules passed
axe-core 4.13.0, the open-source engine behind most accessibility testing tools, ran 50 WCAG 2.2 A/AA and best-practice rules on the phone render: 46 passed and 4 failed. 1 more need a person to judge. Automated rules catch about a third of accessibility problems; the rest need manual testing.
SEO
No structured data
No structured data (JSON-LD), so Google can't show rich results such as your logo, ratings or FAQs.
Meta description is short (60 characters)
Your meta description is only 60 characters: “Healthy, organic, plant-based meals and cold-pressed juices.”. 70 to 160 characters is enough to sell the click.
No XML sitemap
No XML sitemap at https://www.thistle.co/sitemap.xml, so Google discovers your pages only by following links.
Open Graph partly set
Open Graph is missing og:title and og:description, so shared links fall back to guesses.
No X (Twitter) card tag
No twitter:card tag. X falls back to Open Graph, which is incomplete here.
32 internal links, 20 external
The homepage links to 32 pages on thistle.co and 20 external pages.
4 checks passed
One H1 headline
Your main headline reads: “What's In Your Delivery?”.
Title: 46 characters
Your title is a healthy 46 characters: “Thistle - Chef crafted, nutritionist approved.”.
Canonical URL set
The canonical URL is https://www.thistle.co/.
robots.txt in place
robots.txt is in place.
AI search readiness
No Organization structured data
There is no Organization (or LocalBusiness) JSON-LD, so search engines and AI assistants have no machine-readable facts about who runs the site: its name, logo, profiles and contact details.
No llms.txt
There is no https://www.thistle.co/llms.txt, a short Markdown guide to your key pages for AI tools (llmstxt.org). It is optional and few AI tools read it yet, so treat it as a cheap extra.
2 checks passed
AI answer engines may read the site
Your robots.txt lets the crawlers behind ChatGPT search, Claude and Perplexity read the site and cite it in answers.
Text is in the HTML
Your server sends the page's text in the HTML (644 words), so crawlers that don't run JavaScript still read it.
Other pages
3 pages without a title
https://www.thistle.co/partnerships, https://www.thistle.co/careers and https://www.thistle.co/healthful-guide have no <title>, so Google invents the link text in results.
1 linked page hidden from search
https://www.thistle.co/careers is marked noindex but linked from your homepage. If it is meant to be found, remove the noindex.
4 pages without a meta description
https://www.thistle.co/partnerships, https://www.thistle.co/pals-refer-a-friend, https://www.thistle.co/careers and https://www.thistle.co/healthful-guide have no meta description, so Google writes the search snippet from whatever text it finds.
10 pages share a meta description
https://www.thistle.co/menu, https://www.thistle.co/how, https://www.thistle.co/nutrition, https://www.thistle.co/gifts/purchase, https://www.thistle.co/about and https://www.thistle.co/press and 4 others use the same meta description. A description written for each page earns more clicks.
6 pages without an H1
https://www.thistle.co/pals-refer-a-friend, https://www.thistle.co/gifts/purchase, https://www.thistle.co/allergy-note, https://www.thistle.co/privacy-policy, https://www.thistle.co/terms-of-use and https://www.thistle.co/dns have no <h1> headline, so visitors and search engines get no clear main topic.
3 pages with very little text
https://www.thistle.co/menu, https://www.thistle.co/gifts/purchase and https://www.thistle.co/press have under 150 words in the HTML. Thin pages rarely rank; if the text loads with JavaScript, crawlers that don't run it see even less.
15 internal pages checked
We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage and read each the way a search engine does.
3 checks passed
Linked pages load
All 15 pages we checked loaded without an error.
Canonical URLs point to themselves
No page we checked hands its ranking to a different URL.
Titles are unique
Every page we checked has its own title.
Best practices
6 broken images
6 images failed to load on a phone, for example https://www.thistle.co/.
2 small tap targets
2 of 7 tappable elements near the top of the page are smaller than 24 px, hard to hit with a thumb.
2 JavaScript errors while loading
2 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'register')”.
1 distorted image
1 image is displayed at the wrong aspect ratio, so it looks stretched or squashed.
Missing source maps
Large scripts ship without source maps.
1 checks passed
Mobile viewport set
The page declares a mobile viewport.
Content and conversion
No direct contact details
No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.
No form on the homepage
There is no form on the homepage, so every lead has to click through to another page first.
About 484 words of copy
The homepage carries about 484 words of visible text.
5 checks passed
Clear next step on the first screen
On a phone, the first screen shows a clear next step: “Get Started Now”.
9 calls to action
The homepage has 9 calls to action, for example “Get Started Now”, “Get Started” and “Contact Us”.
Social proof on the page
Social proof on the homepage: 9 testimonial or review blocks and 2 trust badges.
Analytics in place
Analytics detected: Segment and Cloudflare Web Analytics.
Risk reducer mentioned
A guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card or similar) is mentioned on the page.
Privacy and tracking
9 trackers load before any consent
9Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Hotjar and Klaviyo and 4 mores (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.
24 cookies set on arrival
24Opening the homepage sets 24 cookies (measured from a US location before any click).
No consent tool detected
No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.
44 other companies contacted
Loading the homepage contacts 44 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.
Security, domain, email and software versions
The security, domain and email checks, software and plugin versions, and any app with a known security problem are visible only to people at thistle.co, because details like these could help someone attack a site. Every review keeps them private, whatever they found.
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