twistedbeaststore.com website review

About 455 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 2.1 s faster on a phone.

5 images could be 2.7 MB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen. Google estimates it would make the page about 50 ms faster on a phone.

Your mobile performance score is 73. Pages that score under 90 lose visitors before the first paint.

3 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 600 ms.

6 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (92 KiB).

The page has 2,844 HTML elements. Above 1,500, rendering and every interaction get slower on phones.

Klaviyo costs a phone 100 ms of main-thread work and 308 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

Shopify costs a phone 30 ms of main-thread work and 331 KiB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

8 third-party services load with your homepage (Google Tag Manager, Klaviyo and Shopify and others), adding 872 KiB and 256 ms of main-thread time.

About 45 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 150 ms faster on a phone.

2 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 120 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

Polyfills for old browsers add 25 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need.

6 KiB could be saved by minifying CSS.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

3 KiB could be saved by minifying JavaScript.

Real Chrome users on phones do not pass Google's Core Web Vitals on this page (28-day field data from the Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab)). Google uses this in ranking.

Your largest element takes 7.5 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image.

The page becomes fully interactive after 11.8 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Real visitors wait 843 ms for your server to start answering (75th percentile). Good is under 800 ms.

31 images have no width and height attributes, so the layout jumps as each one loads.

Visually, the page fills in at 4.1 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-31, real Chrome visitors' tap response (inp) went from 96 ms to 103 ms at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-31, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 1.3 s to 1.3 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Your homepage downloads 5.2 MB in 199 requests on a phone: images 3.2 MB (18), scripts 1.1 MB (67) and other files 753 KiB (102). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

72128703-94d0-4878-8588-175fb9de06d7.png weighs 2.7 MB. On a phone connection a single image that size takes seconds.

1 image is downloaded at several times the size a phone draws it, for example 72128703-94d0-4878-8588-175fb9de06d7.png at 3,508 px wide, shown at 195 px. Resized copies would save about 2.7 MB.

8 images (3.0 MB) are JPEG, PNG or GIF. The same pictures as WebP or AVIF are usually much smaller at the same quality, and every current browser shows them.

4 images further down the page (137 KiB) download before anyone scrolls to them. Adding loading="lazy" lets the first screen load first.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 1.48 g of CO₂e: 177.9 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

14 images have no alt text, which hurts accessibility and image search.

8 visible links have no text or label, so screen readers cannot say where they go.

1 link use generic text like “click here” or “learn more”, which tells Google nothing about the page behind it.

The homepage links to 67 pages on twistedbeaststore.com and 5 external pages.

https://www.twistedbeaststore.com/collections/lube and https://www.twistedbeaststore.com/collections/leather have no meta description, so Google writes the search snippet from whatever text it finds.

https://www.twistedbeaststore.com/products/double-penetration-dildo, https://www.twistedbeaststore.com/products/aamon-minotaur-dildo, https://www.twistedbeaststore.com/products/hand-of-god-fist-dildo, https://www.twistedbeaststore.com/products/cunt-claw-dragon-claw-dildo, https://www.twistedbeaststore.com/products/hole-reaver-bubble-butt-plug and https://www.twistedbeaststore.com/pages/shipping-and-returns took over 3 s to send their HTML from our server.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 36 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

4 images failed to load on a phone, for example https://www.twistedbeaststore.com/.

4 of 20 tappable elements near the top of the page are smaller than 24 px, hard to hit with a thumb.

1 error was logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “Uncaught (in promise) TypeError: Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'register')”.

On a phone, there is no call to action on the first screen: visitors have to scroll to find out what to do next.

Social proof on the homepage: 13 testimonial or review blocks. Pairing it with named testimonials or customer logos makes it far more convincing.

No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

The homepage carries about 470 words of visible text.

Before a visitor clicks anything, the page loads Google Ads, Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, Klaviyo and Meta Pixel (measured from a US location before any click). No consent tool was detected. Visitors from the EU, UK and several US states must be asked first.

Opening the homepage sets 11 cookies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 28 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.