vapecloseouts.com website review

About 306 KiB of JavaScript is downloaded but never used on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 1.6 s faster on a phone.

13 files are served with short cache lifetimes, so returning visitors download them again (3.8 MB).

15 images could be 3.8 MB smaller with modern formats (WebP or AVIF) and sizes that fit a phone screen. Google estimates it would make the page about 150 ms faster on a phone.

2 third-party services load with your homepage (Vimeo and digitaloceanspaces.com), adding 8.2 MB and 180 ms of main-thread time.

Your mobile performance score is 60. Pages that score under 90 lose visitors before the first paint.

Vimeo costs a phone 180 ms of main-thread work and 4.4 MB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

digitaloceanspaces.com costs a phone 0 ms of main-thread work and 3.8 MB of downloads while your page loads. Loading it after the page is usable, or only on the pages that need it, takes that off the critical path.

About 36 KiB of CSS is downloaded but never applied on this page. Google estimates it would make the page about 150 ms faster on a phone.

2 files block the first paint until they finish downloading. Deferring or inlining them could save about 150 ms.

3 long tasks block the main thread while loading, the longest for 94 ms. During a long task the page ignores taps.

Polyfills for old browsers add 14 KiB JavaScript that modern phones do not need.

Critical files load one after another instead of in parallel (3 chains). Preconnecting to key origins and preloading the hero image shortens the chain.

Scripts make the browser recalculate the layout repeatedly while the page loads, which wastes processor time on phones.

Your largest element takes 9.9 s to render on a phone. Google's threshold for “good” is 2.5 s. The largest element is the image “Tyson MIA 50K Legend Pro Disposable Vape Flavors Collection…”.

The first text or image appears after 4.1 s on a phone. Good is under 1.8 s.

The page becomes fully interactive after 10.1 s. Good is under 3.8 s.

Visually, the page fills in at 7.0 s (Speed Index). Good is under 3.4 s.

Over the last 25 four-week periods to 2026-10-31, real Chrome visitors' largest content (lcp) went from 1.7 s to 1.7 s at the 75th percentile (Chrome UX Report (opens in a new tab) history).

Chrome's UX Report (opens in a new tab) has too little real-visitor traffic for this site, so the figures here are lab measurements from Google's test phone on a throttled 4G connection.

Your homepage downloads 8.8 MB in 70 requests on a phone: images 4.1 MB (18), other files 4.0 MB (31) and scripts 627 KiB (13). Under 2 MB keeps phones on slow connections fast.

7 images are downloaded at several times the size a phone draws them, for example 01-georgia_peach_clickmates.png at 1,500 px wide, shown at 175 px. Resized copies would save about 2.4 MB.

01-georgia_peach_clickmates.png weighs 753 KiB. On a phone connection a single image that size takes seconds.

12 images (2.9 MB) are JPEG, PNG or GIF. The same pictures as WebP or AVIF are usually much smaller at the same quality, and every current browser shows them.

By the Sustainable Web Design model, a visit to your homepage emits about 2.50 g of CO₂e: 299.8 kg a year at 10,000 visits a month. It scales with page weight, so every byte cut lowers it.

31 text elements don't have enough contrast against the background to read easily, especially outdoors on a phone.

2 form fields have no label, so screen readers announce an empty box and autofill guesses.

Elements with visible text labels do not have matching accessible names. (1 element).

Your title is 72 characters, so Google will cut it off around 60: “Vape Closeouts - Geek Bar, Orion Bar, Spaceman, Elf Bar & Lost Mary — VC”.

No structured data (JSON-LD), so Google can't show rich results such as your logo, ratings or FAQs.

Your meta description is 246 characters; Google truncates after about 160, so the end of your pitch is cut.

No Open Graph image, so links shared on LinkedIn, Slack or Facebook show no preview picture.

The homepage links to 123 pages on vapecloseouts.com and 5 external pages.

There is no Organization (or LocalBusiness) JSON-LD, so search engines and AI assistants have no machine-readable facts about who runs the site: its name, logo, profiles and contact details.

There is no https://vapecloseouts.com/llms.txt, a short Markdown guide to your key pages for AI tools (llmstxt.org). It is optional and few AI tools read it yet, so treat it as a cheap extra.

https://vapecloseouts.com/collections/brands and https://vapecloseouts.com/collections/high-capacity-10k all use the title “Vape Disposables — VC”. Search engines can't tell which page to show for a search, so each competes with the others.

https://vapecloseouts.com/collections/brands and https://vapecloseouts.com/collections/high-capacity-10k use the same meta description. A description written for each page earns more clicks.

Your homepage links to 6 pages by a URL that isn't their canonical one, for example https://vapecloseouts.com/collections/brands, whose canonical is https://vapecloseouts.com/collections/vape-disposables. Linking straight to the canonical URL saves crawlers a detour and keeps ranking signals on one address.

https://vapecloseouts.com/collections/tyson-mia, https://vapecloseouts.com/collections/raz, https://vapecloseouts.com/collections/orion-bar, https://vapecloseouts.com/collections/fifty-bar and https://vapecloseouts.com/collections/naked-100 took over 3 s to send their HTML from our server.

We fetched 15 pages linked from your homepage (of 77 found) and read each the way a search engine does.

3 third-party cookies are set on load; browsers are restricting these, so whatever relies on them breaks.

The page uses 1 deprecated browser API that will stop working in future browsers (“Unload event listeners are deprecated and will be removed.”).

2 errors were logged to the browser console while the page loaded, for example “%c%d font-size:0;color:transparent NaN”.

Chrome logged issues while loading the page (“Cookie”).

No analytics or tag manager detected in the HTML, so you can't measure whether any of these fixes work.

No phone number or email link on the homepage, so ready-to-buy visitors have one fewer way to reach you.

No guarantee or risk reducer (money-back, free trial, no credit card) is mentioned, which is often what tips a hesitant visitor.

The homepage carries about 963 words of visible text.

Opening the homepage sets 3 cookies, 3 of them by other companies (measured from a US location before any click).

No known cookie consent tool loads with the page. Some sites build their own banner, and some only show one to visitors from the EU.

Loading the homepage contacts 4 hosts run by other companies (fonts, scripts, analytics, ads), each of which sees the visitor's IP address.